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insertmeathere2010-07-02 04:10 pm
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NAKED MEME
Suddenly.
You are naked.
All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.
Except for one thing.
You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)
Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.
You are naked.
All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.
Except for one thing.
You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)
Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.
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We have a lot of options. Ranging from the mildly funny to the things that should have stayed in Vegas. For future I'm more of a middle man myself- though I am told I have a very unique sense of humor.
I'm sure we can convince Stacy to put on some Kenny G for us or something if that gets you going.
[Deadpan face what? King was trying not to laugh. It was hard.]
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Unfortunately, I think most of these options are sort of dampened by the fact that the fig leaves don't seem to come off.