NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[bonnypiperlad]

[Predictably, confused Jamie is...confused. He's also peering down at the fig leaf and trying to figure out where the heck it came from.]

Hey?

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

It's strange Jamie. We're all dealing.

::gives a very, very quick side glance::

Um, you look good though.

[bonnypiperlad]

I look naked, ye mean. And this fig leaf itches.

[There's a glance given to Katara, and he blinks a little in surprise before politely averting his gaze.]

Is everyone naked?

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Well saying that was obvious. As for the fig leaf, I'm trying to ignore it.

And yes. Its both funny and awkward.

[bonnypiperlad]

I don't think it's very funny.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

The nakedness? No.

The random leaves cracks me up.

[bonnypiperlad]

How are they random? [Glances down for a moment, then shakes his head.]

They look like they were put there pretty deliberately, if ye ask me.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Them being there in the first place is random.

I mean, if you want to get everyone all embarrassed that we're naked, fine. But why the leaves?

[bonnypiperlad]

So we itch and we're even more uncomfortable.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ OH can this day GET any better!? Kaylee thinks not~ ]

Best not to ask. No answers to be given.

[ Nooot that Kaylee minds. She's got eye candy aplenty in this here room 8D ]

[bonnypiperlad]

Aye, but...

[He looks up, and swallows, and tries not to stare. He...fails a little at this, but manages to make himself look somewhere else after a few seconds.]

Uh. Hi, Kaylee.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ S'alright if you do, Jamie, everybody in the room is staring at everybody. No use in being bothered by it. The important things are covered, and that's what counts, right? ]

Hi yourself.

[bonnypiperlad]

So...

[Bothered? He's not bothered. Distracted, maybe, judging by the little peeks he keeps sneaking at her.]

Ye look...uh...I mean, this is...different.

[Oh, good, conversation fail to go with the not-looking fail. Bonus points for Jamie!]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ She's good at this distraction thing on a normal day. A day without clothes is just a gimme. ]

My vote? Just go with it. Sooner everybody's comfortable with it, the sooner we get our clothes back.

[ Or the leaves removed. Either would be fine with Kaylee. ]

[bonnypiperlad]

[Clearly that hadn't occurred to him.]

Oh! That's what we need to do to get our clothes back, then?

[Well, fine. Jamie stops trying to sneak a peek and just goes for the appreciative look instead. Which may not be exactly what Kaylee had in mind.]

It suits ye, I think.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ And she just. Laughs. Flat out laughs. ]

What, wanderin' about all dressed in vegetation? Suits you too, in that case.

[ Teaaaasing. ]

[bonnypiperlad]

[He pretends to look annoyed for a moment, then breaks into that crooked grin of his.]

Well, it'd be good for battle, anyway. Can't ye see the whole lot of us, rising up out of the bushes and running towards the enemy with a fearsome yell?

[morphitudinous]

[Billy looks up for a split second upon hearing his voice. Notices the head tilted toward the leaf. He looks away and leans back against his tree, still trying to wish that this isn't happening.]

I believe the common saying most appropriate to this situation is 'don't look a gift horse in the mouth'. Though the gift in this situation is distressingly small.

[bonnypiperlad]

[Jamie's not bothered at all by Billy's presence and simply winds up shrugging. He's covered enough, after all.]

Aye, I suppose you're right. Just wish this 'gift horse' didn't itch so much. Have ye got any ideas how we ended up like this?

[morphitudinous]

[At least someone's comfortable with his body. Billy glances down at his own as if to confirm---]

I'm very grateful that it's not poison ivy.

[Looks up again, sad headshake] My lack of usable vision has hindered my search for clues, but so far all we've been able to determine is that the leaves have some magical properties. That suggests that our clothing was whisked away by magic as well.

[He hates magic. Still tempted to consider it just another technology, but one he'll never understand.]

[bonnypiperlad]

[Oh, you had to mention that, didn't you, Billy? Jamie abruptly looks alarmed and is back to studying the fig leaf for a moment before he, too, confirms that it's not poison ivy, and he lets out a sigh of relief.]

Och, that's right. Ye can't see without your glasses. Magic would make sense, though. Maybe someone irritated one of the fairies and they decided to take it out on everyone. Some types can be very vengeful.

[(Anonymous)]

Affirmative. While certain people have been 'checking me out, I find myself unable to return the favor. [Blush. Even if he was able he probably wouldn't, but it's the principle of the thing.]

[The fairy hypothesis draws a groan.] If we have to appease the fairies, I fear this won't end for a while. Do you have any idea what a group of them might want?

oh gidi

[morphitudinous]

Affirmative. While certain people have been 'checking me out, I find myself unable to return the favor. [Blush. Even if he was able he probably wouldn't, but it's the principle of the thing.]

[The fairy hypothesis draws a groan.] If we have to appease the fairies, I fear this won't end for a while. Do you have any idea what a group of them might want?

*comforts*

[bonnypiperlad]

Depends on the type of fairy, aye? Could be a wee bit of bread and a saucer of milk, or they could want us to sacrifice something, or they could just be doing it because they think it's funny.

If it's that last one, I think we're stuck like this until they get bored.

[morphitudinous]

[Facepalm] GLaDOS and trickster fairies sound suspiciously similar.

[Fidgets and sets his foot against the tree, jutting his knee out. He can't decide if he wants his arms behind his head or over one of the deeper scars on his chest. Getting comfortable is hard.]

Is anyone else watching?