NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eeee. Eey-ess. Tarrr-Tarrr be goo-d?

::Chitter. He's crawling around curiously as if nothing in the world is out of place here. Well, okay, the fig leaves behind his ears is a little odd but he's gone through weirder::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Um, sort of. I kinda have no clothes, and that makes things...difficult, see?

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eee? Haow?

::he really is confused::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

::sighs, motions to her chest, her lower part and turns red::

Its...not really customary for a girl to walk around like this.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eee? Haow?

::He's not lookin' anywhere, Katara, not even responding to any pointings or gestures::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

:;sighs::

Girls look different, Renne. We have, um, more of a chest, and no outwardly distinguishable lower parts.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eee? Is noh ba-d.

::Chirp::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

::blush:: I don't think so either. Thank you.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eee. If Tarrr-Tarrr noh go-t hi-de no-thing, why Tarrr-Tarrr...sad?

::He's not sure of the word for it::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

I'm not sad, I just feel...exposed. Like all of me is showing.

Do you understand?

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eee. Bu-t why tha-t be bad?

::He actually doesn't quite understand it yet but give him a minute to draw the cultural lines::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

When people don't have clothes, it brings out...um, feelings. Some of them are a little strange. That's why we wear clothes. So that doesn't happen.

*It can be confusing to her too*

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Yeu noh do tha-t, to say yeu tehll trrrroof?

::Cultural differences, hello! Weird ones at that!::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

No. The truth...well, not everyone always tells the truth. But we try.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eee. Yeu noh go-t Clo-se, tehll?

::Wait-what? Yeap. Clothes that change according to one's veracity::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

I'm...confused Renne. About a lot of things.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Rrr-enne be too. ::Squeak::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: Though I still feel safe around you!

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eeee!

::That's right, turn him into a blushing blueberry, why don'cha!::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Certainly!

::cuddles him::

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

::Squeak! That blush isn't going away any -- What's this? Sniff. Tickle::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

NO, NO! Katara shrieks. I can;t be tickled with no clothes!!

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Rrrraowrrrr.

::Squeak. Sniff-tickle. He's being very chaste about this, by the way!::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

She laughed to herself.

You're mean, Renne.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

::What did you expect, Katara? Tickle. Chirp. And he scurries back a bit::

Rrrraowrrrr.