NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

[Rolls eyes and checks out a little.]

Enjoying yourself?

[telekinetic_badass]

[flexes a little]

What's not to enjoy?

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

[Ooooh...]

Unless you happen to see Darth Vader, very little. Go enjoy yourself somewhere else.

[telekinetic_badass]

I'm liking the view right here. I bet you are too.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

There are plenty of other men to stare at.

[telekinetic_badass]

[steps closer]

But you're still looking this way.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

Don't you have other girls to hit on? [Yes, still checking out, but trying not to.]

[telekinetic_badass]

[Pause] ... [That's totally a trick question.]

I'd rather hit on you.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

Because I do not want to get another broken rib because you can't be honest or keep it in your pants.

[telekinetic_badass]

[Deflates some] Look, in all seriousness, I am sorry about all of that. It's not like I ever wanted to see you get hurt.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

You can apologize by being honest with everyone, including me.

[telekinetic_badass]

I am being honest. I would rather flirt with you.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

And Kara and Ava and Wyn, the list goes on.

[telekinetic_badass]

I didn't say I wouldn't flirt with them.

You say it like you don't keep running hot and cold on me.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

After talking with Kara? And after you flirted with my friend in front of me? I haven't been running hot and cold I have been running cold on you.

[telekinetic_badass]

That wasn't even flirting! That--!

I don't know why I-- I should've just forgotten about you the way you tried to forget about me!

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

Was flirting.

May you have as much luck with that as I did.

[telekinetic_badass]

Was not.

Ugh! I should have never bothered falling in love with you.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

[Silently crying, turns away]

Me too.

[telekinetic_badass]

...

Dammit....

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

[Word.]

[telekinetic_badass]

Sofia...

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

[Still turned away, also still crying a little.] What?

[telekinetic_badass]

I hate it when you cry. I hate it even more when I make you cry. But that seems like the only thing I've been able to make you do in for a while.

[He put his hands on her shoulders. He was actually trying to be comforting, and not be pervy, for once.]

I don't want to hurt you...