NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Or GLaDOS got reprogrammed by Victorians, which is slightly more likely since I think I saw one of the AIs in here.

[vampycabanaboy.livejournal.com]

You just like to spoil a man's fantasies don't you, Kitten?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Why would you even-- you know Stacy and GLaDOS are watching every move you make in here, right? Sort of like God, but with extra tentacles.

[vampycabanaboy.livejournal.com]

So?


[Spend five years as a vampires hide-and-go-suck cabana boy you kinda lose the whole modesty thing. A lot. But on that note King does know how to behave a little which is why he is still grinning and having a blast teasing her.]

Why, Kitten, I think you're trying to seduce me.

[forthewyn.livejournal.com]

... [Obviously the only response to a comment like that is an eye-roll and truly staggering amounts of sarcasm-- and she's not even going to touch the 'Kitten' comment for now.]

Of course. Congratulations, you've figured out my plan. What now?

[vampycabanaboy.livejournal.com]

Well.

We have a lot of options. Ranging from the mildly funny to the things that should have stayed in Vegas. For future I'm more of a middle man myself- though I am told I have a very unique sense of humor.

I'm sure we can convince Stacy to put on some Kenny G for us or something if that gets you going.

[Deadpan face what? King was trying not to laugh. It was hard.]

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Unique is... one way of putting it. [It's certainly the polite way of putting it, at least to Wyn.]

Unfortunately, I think most of these options are sort of dampened by the fact that the fig leaves don't seem to come off.