NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

How so?

[ Not even bothering to pretend she's not looking, nope. ]

[vampycabanaboy.livejournal.com]

You know I'm pretty sure I'm already going to Hell so the whole leaf thing is a little over rated at this point.

[What? He may or may not be looking too because Kaylee was a rather attractive woman and a.) Abby wasn't there to kick his ass for looking and b.) if Kaylee had a boyfriend, he wasn't there kicking his ass either.]

Free bird sort of spirit.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Can't say 'M gonna argue with you there. On the leaves, I mean.

[ Oh, Dean's about somewhere, but Kaylee figures he's probably looking at everything he can, so it doesn't hurt her at all to be looking too. ]

Need more free birds on this ship, I think.

[vampycabanaboy.livejournal.com]

[See he knew there was a reason he liked this girl! King grinned wide, before he glanced down at his own little leaf.] You know at least it's not some giant black bar you see in cartoons. Then I'd have to be worried.

So have the fireworks stared yet? I figure everyone is going to be running for the hills flailing about because, oh God, naked.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Be interestin' to watch people try to maneuver about with 'em. [ Definitely worth a laugh, that. ]

Oh, there're plenty of folks embarrassed and hidin'. Figure it ain't gonna make any difference. When we get out clothes back, we get our clothes back, might as well enjoy it.

[vampycabanaboy.livejournal.com]

See I'm of the personal opinion that cloths, sometimes, are overrated. You seen... a good handful of people naked before, you've seen everything there is to see. [Unless you were Danica Talos. Then there would be issues with placements of fangs and sizes of certain body parts. But that was just King being King.]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Think it's more themselves showin' that they're scared of, though some of 'em... [ Like Billy ] ...some of 'em are doin' a good deal of hidin' for that 'appropriate behavior.' Proper 'n the like. [ Speaking of Simon... ]

[vampycabanaboy.livejournal.com]

...I think I need to take a look around then.

[Which was the proper truth! Look at Kaylee! I mean- a ship full of pretty women there had to be some that a few pickup lines might be able to work on and not get him slapped sideways. Either was possible.]