NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[morphitudinous]

I'd like to see those cases. Well...not that I can see at the moment, but bear witness to it at least.

[There's a smile on his face. Feeling her pride definitely puffs him up. For a few moments, he even forgets that they're both naked.]

You're going to ruin me. [Fond teasing.] What will I do next, host a party during normal work hours?

[Headshake] We're almost there anyway. I was thinking of something more drastic. Such as us turning into newts.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Keep an ear out for 'em, then. They'll all figure it out sooner or later.

Ruin you? I'd never. Livin' ya up a bit, maybe, but that's a different story. [ A grin. ] Know a few folks who wouldn't mind an office party...

[ LAUGHING. ] Oh, newts. Newts'd be a new one alright.

[morphitudinous]

I'm sure your voice won't be far behind.

[Musses his hair a little. It's starting to dry, finally.]

That may not be a good idea. Certain department members would have our heads. But perhaps if we moved the location...? [Yup, being around Kaylee lifts his spirits no matter what situation he's in.]

It would be fascinating, no doubt. I would try to make the most of an opportunity for an intimate study of other life forms.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ She gives his arm a playful whack. ] I ain't the only one encouragin' 'em, y'know.

Ship wide party. We'll start a conga line, all the way around Stacy. [ Is she joking? It's hard to tell...

Teasing: ] Leave it to you to make it into a learnin' experience.

[morphitudinous]

[Mock-winces and rubs his arm.] No, you have Wyn in your corner.

...I'm positive someone will complain about noise levels interfering with their work. Remind me to distribute earplugs beforehand.

[Shy smile] I need to learn to live happily.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Unstoppable force, we two.

Earplugs? Naw, c'mon, live a little. Maybe they'll join in on the line, and it'll get everybody up 'n dancin' 'n smilin' for a bit.

So we'll keep ya learnin'. Can teach ya all kinds of things. Stars 'n planets 'n tech. You ain't ever gonna run outta things to learn, Billy.

[morphitudinous]

As long as everyone smiles, you've won.

[Little smile over his shoulder for her]

Thank goodness for that.

[Look, he's even learned how to survive a conversation while naked!]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

I like to think so. Long as there's laughter in the 'verse.

[ She smiles, and reaches over to give his hair a quick ruffle-through. Don't worry, Billy. Don't ever worry. ]