http://killsfengshui.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] killsfengshui.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2010-07-02 04:10 pm

NAKED MEME

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.
morphitudinous: (Prodigious)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-07-03 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
To...kick back and relax?

[That makes sense. And he can't oppose a plan like that.]

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Eeee, tha-t. Wha-t Bee do?

::Squeak-chirp::
morphitudinous: (Ninja: Wolf's Grin)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-07-03 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Close my eyes and attempt to let go of the things troubling me. It's not something I can afford to do very often, but as it's difficult to be productive right now anyway...I would do it.

[Nod. He's not working in the lab naked. The chemicals are too dangerous.]

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
::That gets a flash of concern. Pillow done as well as it can be, the beastie offers both this and a nudge to the Human::

Eee. Bee wahn-t Eeeerrr?
morphitudinous: (Adorkable's the word)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-07-03 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Chuckles softly and leans on the pillow]

You know me, Renne. I have important work to do, and we'll all be in trouble if I spend too much time away from training and my job. I've always spent the vast majority of my time at work.

I like to relax when I can, but it's rare these days. Especially after the last attack---there's an urgency. We need to catch up to ensure that we're ready when the Ohm attack again.

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Eee. But Bee, do noh need...rrrrun to rrrrock. Rrrr-enne do hell-p?

::Squeak. Then a gentle nudge as a flashing stripe of concern flicks across his skin::
morphitudinous: (A majestic unicorn?)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-07-03 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
You do help. It was worse before you came along. It's difficult for me to let go of old habits and accept the help I need, but I know that you're all going to help me do that.

[Perhaps Renne's species was on to something when it came to nudity. He definitely felt unable to hide.]

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Eee. May-bee, Rrrr-enne hellp Bee ma-ke thin-g, ohrrr hell-p Bee do fight?

::He's not calling anyone incapable here. Hell, he thinks Billy can kick some serious tail like a superhero. It's more the emotional and psychological burdens::
morphitudinous: (Figuring it out)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-07-03 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Nod.]

Of course you can. I wouldn't shut you out.

[Slumping back now. This almost feels nice, if he can ignore the stronger than usual breeze sensation.]

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Eee. Rrrr-enne noh wahnt Bee hurrr-ted. In any form.

::Chittering then, the beastie leans forward and offers a kind of sniff-nuzzle hopefully near the ribcage. Or the vicinity thereof::
morphitudinous: (Serious)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-07-03 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
And I don't want to see you hurt. Ever.

[It's a two way street. It feels a little odd to have Renne nuzzling his bare chest, but he soon gives in and wraps an arm around him. Bee's smiling now, just a little.]

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Eee. Ba-ck to ba-ck.

::Chirp. Purr. Yep, he's nuzzle-burrowing::
morphitudinous: (Display of affection)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-07-03 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
The saying for that is "we've got each other's backs".

[Smile. He pulls Renne in, awkwardness finally passing.]

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Eee. Tha-t.

::Half-curling and half-sprawling, the purring beastie drapes one arm across Billy while his other hand? The thumb finds its way to his mouth::