NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[telekinetic_badass]

Oh, I'm watching...

[visserbasher.livejournal.com]

Don't make me go get my bat.

Ever met my fiance?

[telekinetic_badass]

No, I haven't.

{looks over his shoulder]

He's not around, is he?

[visserbasher.livejournal.com]

[Smirk] His name is Elfangor. He gets jealous very easily.

[telekinetic_badass]

Hey, if I had a wife this hot, I might---

wait... [He's met Elfangor once before.]

...

...

The Blue Space Pony?!

[visserbasher.livejournal.com]

[Oh God, cannot stop laughing.] Blue space pony!

[telekinetic_badass]

That's just....

Are you really?

I mean, how'd he get someone that hot?

How does that even work when you two are... [vague hand gestures] you know...

[visserbasher.livejournal.com]

[Dying, just dying.]

[O.K., finally not doubled over laughing.] He has a human morph. Oh, and our son is a hawk. [Starts laughing again.]

[telekinetic_badass]

...now that's just a bit too freaky for me. And I've seen Beak and Angel's kids.

[visserbasher.livejournal.com]

You're on a living spaceship. Freaky is the new normal.

[telekinetic_badass]

This is freaky, even compared to that.

How'd you even give birth to a hawk? Did you lay an egg, or...?

[visserbasher.livejournal.com]

He was born human.