NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

*looks left*

*looks right*

I apologize in advance to every one of you ladies, but this is going to keep me warm on many a lonely night.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Doo n doo doo wandering past, admiring the scenery where she can...and laughing at reactions. ]

Duly noted, Allen.

[forthewyn.livejournal.com]

... you know, I'm not sure I wanted to know that. But now I do.

[telekinetic_badass]

[He's more weirded out than anything else. Not like he isn't in great shape anyway. And, hey, plenty of girl-flesh to look at.]

Well, this is interesting...

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Don't mind her, just passing on through and admiring the scenery... ]

[governmentninja]

:|

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

[Polite nod] Kennedy.

[THIS IT TOTALLY NORMAL. She does not seem to notice all the nakeds.]

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

[The Major has no problems with being naked. She shrugs and goes back to her drinkin. What is wrong with you people and your body consciousness issues?

Motoko's worn bikinis more scandalous than this.]

[andwellallgohome]

B\

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

[Oh hi scars Samus has got those too. Also she is going B|]

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

B(

[She has scars. Lots of dem]

[whyarewehere]

[So does this guy. Only they're not combat-y scars. They are super duper organ transplant in the middle of a box canyon scars.]

[Oh, and catcalling is go.]

[imperious_lex]

[Oh, hey, apparently Lex is bald everywhere. And in good shape for a business type.]

Can't say this style suits me...

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Can't say it doesn't...

[totalbabemagnet.livejournal.com]

[Looks around at all the babes... then at his own naked self]

Whoa.... dude.

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

His voice is shrill.

"Why is there a leaf stuck to my privates?!"

To him, this is even more pressing than showing more skin than he's pretty much ever shown ever.

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

"Because God is tired of crying when you touch yourself."

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

"It won't come off. It won't fucking come off. You know, I used to think, man, fuck Eve, and fuck Adam too - if it weren't for those dipshits, we'd all be running around in a plentiful paradise eating and napping and having a shag but apparently the shagging part would have made Eden too fricking nice to leave."

Biff is UNHAPPY, SO UNHAPPY. HOW WILL HE SIN WITH ALL THESE FINE NEARLY-NAKED LADIES.

"Somebody, anybody, find the fucking Tree of Knowledge already so we can get past the being fruitful and onto the multiplying."

[screw-subtlety.livejournal.com]

This won't do.

[Snags some markers. Scribbles a bit.]

Better.

[terminatefate]

Whatever. Late to the fucking party. You stare and you'll lose a fucking eye.

[Yeah, so what? She's one of the 'oh look, I have scars, fuck you' crowd. They're mostly on her legs, though there are some pretty nasty ones on her back (big thick ones, obviously from lashes), a thick stab on her shoulder.]

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

[Arha? Is fine with this, save for the puzzled look she has on her face about the leaves.]

[sonotasuperhero.livejournal.com]

Take a picture, it'll last longer.

[wynthegame.livejournal.com]

[facepalm]

Oh, for the love of Christ Almighty. Has no one tried to fix this yet?

[notastaffchick.livejournal.com]

[brb trying to turn himself invisible through sheer force of will... and staring at the ceiling.]

[deadforawhile.livejournal.com]

... not again. [Seriously, what is it with the future and being naked?]

[stillcantswear.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay, not funny. At all. [Have a mostly-translucent naked AI, meme. I know it's what you always needed.]

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

Any touching, will earn you the breaking of your hand. [But otherwise, yay for the 31st century and the somewhat lack of nudity taboos!]

[terribly2shy.livejournal.com]

[Did you hear that sound? Are your ears bleeding? That's because Laurie just let out a shriek that could've shattered glass.]

THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!

[Anyone who approaches her will suddenly become incredibly anxious to get the hell out of dodge. Pheromones and all, really.]