NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

"It won't come off. It won't fucking come off. You know, I used to think, man, fuck Eve, and fuck Adam too - if it weren't for those dipshits, we'd all be running around in a plentiful paradise eating and napping and having a shag but apparently the shagging part would have made Eden too fricking nice to leave."

Biff is UNHAPPY, SO UNHAPPY. HOW WILL HE SIN WITH ALL THESE FINE NEARLY-NAKED LADIES.

"Somebody, anybody, find the fucking Tree of Knowledge already so we can get past the being fruitful and onto the multiplying."