NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

His voice is shrill.

"Why is there a leaf stuck to my privates?!"

To him, this is even more pressing than showing more skin than he's pretty much ever shown ever.

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

"Because God is tired of crying when you touch yourself."

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

"...What?"

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

Biff tugs at his own fig leaf and LINEFACES. "'You use it, you lose it' takes on a literal meaning."