NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

*looks left*

*looks right*

I apologize in advance to every one of you ladies, but this is going to keep me warm on many a lonely night.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Doo n doo doo wandering past, admiring the scenery where she can...and laughing at reactions. ]

Duly noted, Allen.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

[GROAN]

[HE'S LIKE A HUNGRY MAN IN A BURGER STORE. WHO PROMISED HIS WIFE HE WOULDN'T EAT MEAT.]

[OR - WAIT. WHAT.]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ IT'S OKAY, ALLEN, THE LEAF DOESN'T COME OFF ANYWAY--

OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE SIR. ]

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

[You see nothing.

Okay wait, you see a decent amount. Forget it.]

This is really unprofessional, but Kaylee, you're very cute. If I was single, I'd hit on you, and I would geometric pickup lines. Just so you know.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Laaaaughing. This reminds her of Wash, really. Aww. ]

Don't think it gets much less-professional than a buncha folks runnin' around a room in nothin' but plants. And if I was single, I might flirt right back.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Good, well, as long as we understand each other.

[OH OPPORTUNITIES WASTED. Well, at least this is a chance to look at Kaylee's boobs while they're . . . almost exposed to the elements.]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

And a good understandin' it is.

[ Yep, good day for everyone, this. :Db ]

[forthewyn.livejournal.com]

... you know, I'm not sure I wanted to know that. But now I do.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

I don't have a crush on you, if that helps.

[forthewyn.livejournal.com]

[Thinking for a second... yeah, no.]

It doesn't, but thanks for trying.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Well . . . this also is NOT the most inappropriate I've ever been.

That probably doesn't help either.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid to ask.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

I like my job, so I won't mention any of them.