Welcome, meatshippers, to The Ultimate Health and Fitness Spa! Now is the perfect time to pamper yourself and focus on your well-being. Indulge in our zero-gravity hot-oil pools, infrared sauna or whirlpool ice baths, massage from scalp to toes to tail-tip, aromatherapy, sensory tune-ups, beauty treatments for your hair, nails, skin, feathers, fur, scales – we're very flexible! From temporary body tints to gourmet meals to private spaces just for two, we're here to make you the most gorgeous, happiest, and healthiest you in the multiverse! And if you have skills to share, you're welcome to use our state-of-the-art facility to work on your fellow crew members.

Feel free to enjoy yourself, make up beauty treatments that go wonderfully right or hilariously wrong, pair off with other crew members to share/give spa services, or NPC the Spa staff at their most/least helpful; and have fun!

We all have things we wish we had said to someone.  Well, here's your chance for your characters to share them!  Love letters, the perfect comeback, feelings lost and found, regrets never revealed...and words of praise and appreciation and caring as well.

They can be to people on the ship, people from the past or people you hope to meet.  Others can comment on your letters, or try to guess who they're about!

Have (good clean) fun!

Saw Whit do this on Plurk yesterday, and I felt compelled to do a similar thing, so here's some goofy valentines from Shoutarou, Simon, and Veronica. o/

This comm has been quiet for TOO LONG.

The ship is now full of snow. Seriously. It's in the hallways. It's in your bedroom. It's all over the mess hall, the sensoriums, and of course the city. How did it get here? WHO KNOWS! It's just everywhere snow should be and then a whole lot more.

NOW DEAL WITH IT!

(Meme is, as usual, open to literally anybody. Ever.)

TWO TRUTHS and a LIE

HOW IT WORKS.

1. Post your character!

2. Your character will post two truthful statements and one lie to someone who replies! F'r instance:

1. I use both wind and earth magic.
2. I went to a private school for intellectually gifted girls.
3. I've been to different worlds before.

3. Once the truth is revealed (either by a right guess or two wrong ones), the second character responds with two truths and a lie of their own.

GO.

OMNICOMM POSTS FROM LAST NIGHT



Shamelessly stolen and adapted from Memebells, it's the Trans_9 version of Texts From Last Night!

1. Post with your character! Name and series in the subject line you know the drill! Add your own TFLN to you post or just wait for someone. If you have a character who normally would not have access to a phone or wouldn't know how to work one... congratulations, meme magic is in effect! Also, feel free to make up your own post in the vein of TFLN if you don't want to use one from the site.

2. Respond to other people's drunk posts or send them one of your own!

3. Hilarious Hijinks Happen!

4. Everyone vows to never drink again!
_{4b. Number 4 never actually happens.}

5. Also, while I won't discourage anyone from doing an image-style one, feel free to just do text posts. I just wanted to use the one above thanks to finding it on Texts From Superhero Time.

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU. ♫

★1. POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS!

★2. Other characters will respond ICly with the thing(s) they love best about your character. To make this easier (or harder) on everyone, there is no lying! Alternatively, your characters can post what they don't like about someone else's character.

★3. Let zaniness ensue!

Reviving a meme for great justice! Quoted from the original post:

It's Transmigration 9 Studios. No, the name doesn't make any sense, except that the owner, Stacy, has owned eight studios before this and they've all crashed and burned. Which feels so great for the actors and their sense of job security, let me tell you.

As soon as they're done with their scenes, the characters stop playing their roles and make it real. The scripts are tossed aside, and they can relax now that the cameras are off of them.

What does this mean? Well, perhaps Billy is an actual college graduate, who is disgusted with the scientific inaccuracies and techspeak mumbo-jumbo of his character. Perhaps Kang is a fit Japanese man in a rubber dragon suit. Maybe Renne is a former theater actor that speaks with a posh English accent? Who knows, perhaps Nehaa is a conservative Catholic who finds her role as a stripperiffic space goat horrifying! And it might an ongoing joke off-screen that Leon can't fight for shit, Steve's actor stands in for him during action scenes.

So, what are you waiting for? Let's have some fun!

if you had wings...


Don't you wish you could fly?

Uh, well...about that. Now you can! See, for some reason, Stacy / GLaDOS / a wizard thought it would a real hoot to curse (bless?) you and now you've sprouted wings! It doesn't matter if your species would look silly with wings, you're a book, you can already fly without them, or whatever else. Too bad, you're stuck with them!

- Post the wing type you got saddled with---choose one on your own, use a RNG to choose, or leave it up to your partner! Your partner can feel free to have wings too.
- Characters who already have wings can have them modified in some way: if they can only glide, they're now capable of flight, or they can spout glitter and rainbows upon flapping. OR you can add an appendage of your choice---horn? Tail? Tentacle? Go wild.
- React, laugh, and have fun!

Wing Types:
01. Fluffy Angel Wings - The typical type you probably think of when 'wings' come to mind - you're all fluffy and downy like a Cherub - not to mention...these are very sensitive to touch...
02. Black Wings - they're beautiful, but seem a little off - and they stick out like a sore thumb!
03. Filligree Wings - very slight, very delicate and very beautiful - these are like filmy gauze attached to your skin and the most managable - if you like spider webs.
04. Fairy Wings - two sets, lucky you, you look just like a butterfly, and man are they strong - but it's hard to get them all folded up right, isn't it?
05. Devil Wings - you're like some overgrown bat - maybe you should be the one avoiding public the most for now, these might poke someone in the eye!
06. Your choice! You don't have to choose any of these, as far as your imagination goes is fine. And if there's a wing type in your canon that makes more sense, go for it!

{{Lovingly ganked and modified for the game from here at memebells}}

TRANSMIGRATION 9 LOVE MEME

♥ Start your own thread with your name and what characters you play!
♥ Someone will love upon you!
♥ ???
♥ PROFIT okay no. Go have fun with one another! Even if you don't tag someone normally, try to say something nice about their RPing or their personality, stuff like that! Now, carry on, my wayward son!

The Mirror of Erised Meme

The Mirror of Erised, of Harry Potter fame, doesn't show the reflection of whoever looks into it. It shows them as they would be achieving their heart's deepest, most desperate desire whether or not it is possible. For instance: an orphaned boy who never knew his parents sees himself surrounded by the biological family he could never know, the oft-overlooked youngest son of a large family sees himself having his day in the sun outdoing his brothers, and the happiest man alive would look into the mirror and see only himself.

What would your character see in the mirror? Feel free to post reactions ICly or oocly, whatever is fun for you.

Truth or dare! Exactly what it says on the tin.

1. Post with your character or tag another puppet.

2. Your character is playing truth or dare with their thread partner.

2.5 The catch is, no matter what a two-faced scoundrel they usually are, they have to abide by the rules of the game. Which means they answer honestly, or have to complete a dare!

(demi-rule) Please get mun permission if the dare involves another puppet.

The ic anon meme is up!

You meatlings be sure to talk about how amazingly sexy my rock hard robot body is.

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Please pretend that is great art of a cuddle. I am too excitement'd out to look up an illustrative image right now, but hang onto your hats because this is a

CUDDLE MEME!!

Steps:
1. Post as your character! Everybody is welcome, even if not in the game or newbies waiting for podpop! We don't bite, we hug.
2. Others reply
3. Participants are struck by the urge to cuddle. No romantic feelings are created or altered, just unexplained snuggly feelings are involved. You can SCREAM at this urge, shake and cry, get hearts in your eyes, feel elated and joyful, rant along the whole way, whatever. It DOES NOT STOP THIS URGE TO CUDDLE.
4. Cuddle! No violent cuddle chokes or cuddle stabs plz. Those can come later ;)

Nicked from DDD

THE
SICK MEME

☀ Post your character, one-ish per comment
✫ They are now, for some odd reason, sick (headache, fever, runny nose, cough, whatever you want)
☀ Another character replies and is struck with the sudden urge to take care of them (bringing them soup, extra blankets, Sudafed, sexual healing, what have you)
✫ ???
☀ Profit!

Congratulations, everyone! The meatship's short on money, and you know what that means? More of yours is needed! The problem will be solved by auctioning volunteers off to other crew members. Once bid on, you'll be providing services to whoever bought you. Have fun with that.

RULES:

-If you're putting someone up to auction, make a post. Try to present your character in as good of a light as possible!
-Place a bid for a specific service. Everyone has unlimited money here, so use as much or as little as you want and bid on as many crew members as you want!
-No bidding for sexytimes. This isn't the kink meme, that'll be soon enough. Bidding for things like prom dates and kisses, though? Acceptable and encouraged! The more fun and frivolous (or emotional and tempting)? The better!
-Optionally play out the requested favor.
-Players and characters have the right to refuse to honor bids that squick them out. It's for fun, not an OOC obligation.

I will be placing an example of a bidding thread in the comments to show you how it works.

~~LOVE MEME~~

Trans9 thread here!