nothing good can come from this

[appletastic]

The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You don't seem like the type to swoon over the first pretty face to come along. Or the seventeenth. Or the eightieth.

I'd call that a challenge. (And be kind of impressed, really.) Doesn't mean anything bad. It does mean that it'll take more than a pretty face for you to be swayed by a person.

[(Anonymous)]

You won't reply to this personal, if you know what's good for you.

Re: Alendian

[(Anonymous)]

If you aren't dating me, you aren't having a good time.

NO mon-keighs, ty-gors, lai-ens, or barres please.

Re: Soren

[(Anonymous)]

If you some dull-ass shawty who wants a gank existence getting one-upped by some dusty old books, give me a ring. Also I might borrow your clothes.

Re: Jamie McCrimmon

[(Anonymous)]

Scotsman who is very fond of kilts but fortunately not tweed. Seeking someone to help with below average fashion sense.

[(Anonymous)]

I think it does nice things for your cheekbones.

[windwitch]

Well, I guess that's true, now! So that's best.

[pretty_lethal]

Hah. Cute.

Re: Daniel Jackson

[(Anonymous)]

Other way around. You know you want a girl with hieroglyphic tattoos.

Re: Ildraniath

[(Anonymous)]

You'd better have pointy ears. Seriously.

Re: Allenby

[(Anonymous)]

A true warrior needs no words; he speaks through his fists! Come have a rousing conversation with a lady of pugilistic eloquence.

Re: Daniel Jackson

[hi_there_aliens]

Well...I mean, I wouldn't be adverse to it if they were accurate, I suppose

Re: Alendian

[(Anonymous)]

Have a taste for adventure? Have you ever wanted to see sights that made your brain boil in its skull? Have you ever looked in the mirror and said to yourself, 'gee, I sure would like to be transformed into a twisted monstrosity by psychic powers beyond my ken'?

Then this sultry spider would love to snare you in her web. Eldar only xoxoxo

[punchedoutdestiny]

I... I guess so. [All of the confusion!]

[battorch]

Wait-- you're impressed by that?

I understand then. It's not about aesthetics. I have more important things to worry about.

Re: Boota

[punchedoutdestiny]

Bwoo...?

[Wait. THAT PARROT ASFJKL;LSKDJFSKDLFJ]

BWOO! [ >:O ]

Re: Kanoe Zouichi

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

It would be incredibly irresponsible of me to bring anyone back to my Earth.

Re: Kanoe Zouichi

[(Anonymous)]

WANT A PERFECT NIGHT??

Join me for sparring and then a romantic walk under some cherry trees at the Susono Inn. Or just the sparring!

NO CARNIVAL FOOD because it weirds me out or something.

[thisclinchesit]

Re: Hidari Shoutarou

[thisclinchesit]

Sounds about right!

Veronica Santangelo

[snarkingscribe]

[(Anonymous)]

You say that like it's something weird. Is it?

Re: Kanoe Zouichi

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

I just don't think blueberry-flavored sausage pancakes on a stick should be a food.

[battorch]

It doesn't strike me as something to really be that 'impressed' by.

Re: Kanoe Zouichi

[(Anonymous)]

Oh come on! Did you try one? They're AMAZING!