nothing good can come from this

[appletastic]

The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

Billy

[morphitudinous]

[(Anonymous)]

Nerd looking 4 a good time w/ more cuddle buddies!!1.

Already have my bby, looking to open up relationship for more, roar! Looking for another girl who is cute, smart, funny girl to cuddle with. Perhaps even one of those relationship dealies! If u are ok with another girl, u r perfect! However, I realize this is comslist and... yeah. it's comslist. So instead of going into this with wild and crazy expectations, how about just a chat first? I am good at nerd stuff like giant robots, intricacies of red wire circuits. A pic would be ideal too b4 we meet on the ship, which of course I would reciprocate.

Starfire

[starbolts]

Cedric

[theboywhodied]

Re: Cedric

[(Anonymous)]

Please come take advantage of me! I like sports, do-gooding and getting shaved bald. I'm looking for another upbeat pollyanna so we can merge together and by our powers, unite into the wonder twins and adopt a million kids.

Tim Drake/Red Robin

[battorch]

Re: Tim Drake/Red Robin

[(Anonymous)]

ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE?

You know what they say about the quiet ones. The tough nuts to crack. Ladies and/or gentlemen, if you ever aspired to climb the highest mountains in your love life, we introduce to you one Red Robin!

Witness his SUPERHEROIC ANTICS! Do you have what it takes to fight crime at his side? Submit your inquiries to his comm!

Rachel

[pretty_lethal]

Re: Rachel

[(Anonymous)]

I'm very angry.

And you'll like me when I'm angry.

Maxine Hunkel/Cyclone

[windwitch]

Re: Maxine Hunkel/Cyclone

[(Anonymous)]

Do not date me because I am like all taken and shit.

Dean

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

Vala

[valaunbound]

Re: Vala

[(Anonymous)]

Young woman with questionable ethics and a surprising array of skills looking for a good time.

People willing to be a mark or part of a scam only need apply. Also if they are willing to have their room stolen. And their bed. And their belongings.

Kate

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Lash / Sofia / Jiraiya / Han Solo / Gandrayda / Victoria

[thewunderkind]

Just put in your reply who you are doing it with! 8Ub

for Lash

[(Anonymous)]

Looking for danger? You've found the right person!

I'm in for the thrill of things! I'm quite the genius, charming despite some rough edges, and will always keep you on your toes. Be warned: I have a boyfriend, and he is likely to have violent urges toward you.

Do you dare to challenge me?

Kang

[governorkang]

[(Anonymous)]

Forget whatever they say about dragons!

There's a reason why we hide all that junk. You humanoids wouldn't be even able to comprehend the sheer power upon seeing it.

So we'll make sure you're well protected first.

Simon

[punchedoutdestiny]

You know what they say

[(Anonymous)]

about drills that pierce the heavens.

...probably that they are impractical, as the drill would have to be prohibitively large.

Xander

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

Kanoe Zouichi

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Re: Kanoe Zouichi

[(Anonymous)]

I'm an intelligent, humorous, courageous individual who enjoys motorcycle racing, gardening and doing other boring stuff. If my weird devotion to my parrot and goldfish is any indication, I'd be the most doting boyfriend ever, except that I absolutely will not ever take you home.

Just be aware that I am only one year old and thus illegal in most civilized galaxies.

Book

[abookofmystways.livejournal.com]

Soren

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

Re: Soren

[(Anonymous)]

If you some dull-ass shawty who wants a gank existence getting one-upped by some dusty old books, give me a ring. Also I might borrow your clothes.

Ellyn Vitner

[combustible_me]

[(Anonymous)]

Flames, Flames on the side of my face

I promise I will light you up, baby.

Hidari Shoutarou

[thisclinchesit]

[(Anonymous)]

Lonely guy looking for one giant ball

Maybe one day I will find it and my life will be complete?!1!

Thesik

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

Boota

[punchedoutdestiny]

_{[Why am I doing this]}

Re: Boota

[(Anonymous)]

Hey. Hey. Hey, pretty lady.

Wanna go to space?

Jamie McCrimmon

[bonnypiperlad]

Re: Jamie McCrimmon

[(Anonymous)]

Scotsman who is very fond of kilts but fortunately not tweed. Seeking someone to help with below average fashion sense.

Jaime Reyes

[azulescarabajo.livejournal.com]

Zetta

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[(Anonymous)]

BADASS OVERLORD11!ONE!

CARE TO FREAKING OPEN ME?! You know what they say...something about reading a book or whatever.

Ken Ichijouji

[crstofkindness.livejournal.com]

_{[What am I even]}

Ter'thelas Baelion

[seasindorei.livejournal.com]