nothing good can come from this

[appletastic]

The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

Tobias

[skyboundmisfit.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

You won't reply to this personal, if you know what's good for you.

Sokka

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

Chell

[fattynoparents]

Re: Chell

[(Anonymous)]

Talk is cheap.

I wanna see you in action. If you like to play games this could be fun.

Hawke

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Howard Bassem

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Re: Howard Bassem

[(Anonymous)]

Howard has been making more friends, and he even expressed interest in physical attraction recently. He is very resourceful, and exercises often. If you choose to date him, please inform his friends if you are thinking of breaking up with him later, as he seems to be under the impression that breakups require leaving rattlesnakes in your former companion's mailbox.

Daniel Jackson

[hi_there_aliens]

Re: Daniel Jackson

[(Anonymous)]

If you have Egyptian hieroglyphics tattooed on your ass, I'd love to critique your tattoo artist's handle on the dialect.

Punchy

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

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Eva

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Sarah Kerrigan

[aboutthatevac]

Daimon Hellstrom

[birthmural]

Cassie Lang

[staturity]

Sirius Black

[grimbiker]

[(Anonymous)]

I think I'm a rather swell person. Brilliant, actually. So you'd best be just as brilliant if you'd like to be mine.

Candidates must enjoy motorcycles. Really, really enjoy them.

Wanda Maximoff

[hexyeah]

Karis Needleteeth

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

Re: Karis Needleteeth

[(Anonymous)]

Single dead female seeks other dead females because breathers suck. Must be tough and able to take criticism, but game for good times. Ideal dates include blowing crap up and building helicopters.

Ildraniath

[futureisclear.livejournal.com]

Re: Ildraniath

[(Anonymous)]

Have you ever wanted to see an entire army be destroyed by ethereal lightning? Unknowingly serve your local Blood God today by spending time with Ildraniath on the battlefield. It's sure to be a head-popping date.

Remember, Khorne doesn't care where his blood comes from as long as it flows.

And no, she won't share her xeno secrets with you.

Asuka Langley Soryu

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

Mai

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

Re: Mai

[(Anonymous)]

When you get tired of being judged, why not let someone close enough who's willing to find all the blades you have hidden on you and help you sharpen them?

Allenby

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

Re: Allenby

[(Anonymous)]

A true warrior needs no words; he speaks through his fists! Come have a rousing conversation with a lady of pugilistic eloquence.

Fuu

[monster-san.livejournal.com]

Wheatley

[notamoron]

Re: Wheatley

[gunspluscells.livejournal.com]

Robot On Futile Mission

Personality core of dubious morality and intellect running around the ship. Responds to Wheatley. Seeking a woman called Chell, and only Chell. Favored pastime - conversations with Mr. Cave.

Alendian

[quick_strike]

Bonus points if you can make me laugh A++

Re: Alendian

[(Anonymous)]

If you aren't dating me, you aren't having a good time.

NO mon-keighs, ty-gors, lai-ens, or barres please.

Aya Brea

[gunspluscells.livejournal.com]

 

Veronica Santangelo

[snarkingscribe]

Re: Veronica Santangelo

[(Anonymous)]

Starry-eyed California girl looking for a fresh perspective.
Likes long walks in the desert and candle-lit metal workshops. Interest include, pre-war technology, Old World fashion, family and punching things. Especially that last one. Cannot hold a long-distance relationship. Potential partners must not have a package or handle packages. Long legs and brown hair preferred.

The Master Chief

[prettycoolguy]

(shut up he was here at one point)

Grif

[whyarewehere]