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The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

Re: Howard Bassem

[(Anonymous)]

Howard has been making more friends, and he even expressed interest in physical attraction recently. He is very resourceful, and exercises often. If you choose to date him, please inform his friends if you are thinking of breaking up with him later, as he seems to be under the impression that breakups require leaving rattlesnakes in your former companion's mailbox.

Re: Howard Bassem

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

TV TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE RATTLESNAKES