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[appletastic]

The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

Daniel Jackson

[hi_there_aliens]

Re: Daniel Jackson

[(Anonymous)]

If you have Egyptian hieroglyphics tattooed on your ass, I'd love to critique your tattoo artist's handle on the dialect.

Re: Daniel Jackson

[hi_there_aliens]

I don't have tattoos, much less on my ass. And if I did (not that I do!), I'd make sure they were accurate.

Re: Daniel Jackson

[(Anonymous)]

Other way around. You know you want a girl with hieroglyphic tattoos.

Re: Daniel Jackson

[hi_there_aliens]

Well...I mean, I wouldn't be adverse to it if they were accurate, I suppose

Re: Daniel Jackson

[(Anonymous)]

Self righteous but genuinely affectionate and incredibly attractive bookworm available for friends or co-worker going out for dinner not-dates. Maybe. In ten years. Oblivious and impervious to most sexual advances.

Re: Daniel Jackson

[hi_there_aliens]

Vala, could you be any more obvious?

I'm not oblivious! Or impervious!

You think I'm attractive?

Re: Daniel Jackson

[(Anonymous)]

This is definitely not Vala. But I'm curious, do you find her attractive?

Re: Daniel Jackson

[hi_there_aliens]

I don't think it's any of your business. I mean, seeing as you aren't her.

Re: Daniel Jackson

[(Anonymous)]

Well seeing as how I'm NOT her, it wouldn't really matter if you told me would it?

Re: Daniel Jackson

[hi_there_aliens]

You know that saying, "not really your business?" It kind of applies here.

Re: Daniel Jackson

[(Anonymous)]

Fine. I didn't want to know anyway.