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[appletastic]

The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

Tim Drake/Red Robin

[battorch]

Re: Tim Drake/Red Robin

[(Anonymous)]

ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE?

You know what they say about the quiet ones. The tough nuts to crack. Ladies and/or gentlemen, if you ever aspired to climb the highest mountains in your love life, we introduce to you one Red Robin!

Witness his SUPERHEROIC ANTICS! Do you have what it takes to fight crime at his side? Submit your inquiries to his comm!

[battorch]

Really?

[(Anonymous)]

Really.

[battorch]

While I appreciate the veiled compliments, I'm not sure that was entirely appropriate. Or necessary.

[(Anonymous)]

Which part in particular? Or was it just all of it?

[battorch]

I meant in general, yes.

[(Anonymous)]

I guess I ought to read up on these "personals", then. I thought you were supposed to extol someone's virtues? Or perceived virtues, at least...

[battorch]

Well-- yes. That's the idea behind them. Even if I'm not entirely sure about being called a 'challenge.'

[(Anonymous)]

You don't seem like the type to swoon over the first pretty face to come along. Or the seventeenth. Or the eightieth.

I'd call that a challenge. (And be kind of impressed, really.) Doesn't mean anything bad. It does mean that it'll take more than a pretty face for you to be swayed by a person.

[battorch]

Wait-- you're impressed by that?

I understand then. It's not about aesthetics. I have more important things to worry about.

[(Anonymous)]

You say that like it's something weird. Is it?

[battorch]

It doesn't strike me as something to really be that 'impressed' by.

[(Anonymous)]

All right, I'll bite. Why?

[battorch]

I'd not say that 'hard to get' and general indifference have played well in the past. Though generally it's not something I've thought much about.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, so the personal was a waste of time? That's a pity.

[battorch]

I didn't mean to invalidate the effort. Or the interest. I just have different priorities.

[(Anonymous)]

Addendum: Must display interest in wearing animal-themed costumes.

[battorch]

... Zouichi.

Re: Tim Drake/Red Robin

[(Anonymous)]

Do you prefer cats to dogs? Do you like dates full of awkward silences? Do you plan on never getting called back and possibly being widowed at an early age? Then do I have the boy for you! Tim Drake is intelliget, thoughtful and dedicated...to his work. It's the most low-maintenance relationship ever!

Re: Tim Drake/Red Robin

[battorch]

...

I guess most of that's valid. Not so sure about the widowed thing. But I do call back.

Still unnecessary though, thanks.