nothing good can come from this

[appletastic]

The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

Billy

[morphitudinous]

[(Anonymous)]

Nerd looking 4 a good time w/ more cuddle buddies!!1.

Already have my bby, looking to open up relationship for more, roar! Looking for another girl who is cute, smart, funny girl to cuddle with. Perhaps even one of those relationship dealies! If u are ok with another girl, u r perfect! However, I realize this is comslist and... yeah. it's comslist. So instead of going into this with wild and crazy expectations, how about just a chat first? I am good at nerd stuff like giant robots, intricacies of red wire circuits. A pic would be ideal too b4 we meet on the ship, which of course I would reciprocate.

[morphitudinous]

...Punchy.

[Surely two people can't have such atrocious typing, right? Right?]

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, I'm just pretending to write like him. I am rather good with camouflage and information gathering, even if we have not met, my dear.

[morphitudinous]

I should've realized. The syntax isn't quite the same.

So we've never met and you've pried that much out of my personal life. You'd never reveal your methods, of course, you just leave me to wonder if I should worry.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't worry honey. I might have some fun from time to time, but I'm not the dangerous type. And despite my looks, I am rather respectful of others. Not that I'd say this normally, of course.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Do I ever use the word 'girl', dawg?

Shawties and biznatches all the wizzay.

[morphitudinous]

True, I should've been paying closer attention. No two...unique typing styles are the same, of course.