nothing good can come from this

[appletastic]

The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

[morphitudinous]

...Punchy.

[Surely two people can't have such atrocious typing, right? Right?]

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, I'm just pretending to write like him. I am rather good with camouflage and information gathering, even if we have not met, my dear.

[morphitudinous]

I should've realized. The syntax isn't quite the same.

So we've never met and you've pried that much out of my personal life. You'd never reveal your methods, of course, you just leave me to wonder if I should worry.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't worry honey. I might have some fun from time to time, but I'm not the dangerous type. And despite my looks, I am rather respectful of others. Not that I'd say this normally, of course.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Do I ever use the word 'girl', dawg?

Shawties and biznatches all the wizzay.

[morphitudinous]

True, I should've been paying closer attention. No two...unique typing styles are the same, of course.