nothing good can come from this

[appletastic]

The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Forget whatever they say about dragons!

There's a reason why we hide all that junk. You humanoids wouldn't be even able to comprehend the sheer power upon seeing it.

So we'll make sure you're well protected first.

[governorkang]

[What the hell is wrong with some of the people on this ship.]