IC Unpopular opinions meme!

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Do you like the slop? Do you appreciate the slick, timeless chic of plantsuits that literally breathe? Do you like being stuck in the same body by a naive love goddess? Are you a HUGE BIG FAN OF THE DALIGIG



THEN THIS IS THE MEME FOR YOU

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I can't think of a group of a single group of people I'd be less eager to save the multiverse with than all of you.

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

I HATE THE SENSORIUMS.

How do you guys think it's just fine for Stacy to run around inside your imagination?! It's bad enough she's in our heads without inviting her in there!

[lieut-broccoli.livejournal.com]

W-well, what's wrong with the Sensoriums? I mean, they're just like Holodecks, right? There's, uh. There's nothing wrong with exercising your imagination a little.

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

Do you know how the Sensoriums WORK? It ain't just about exercising your imagination! Stacy goes into your mind to make all that stuff.

[lieut-broccoli.livejournal.com]

My mind?

[gulp]

You mean they're not photon-based projections?

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

[photon what nows?]

Uh, nope. They're mental projections. From your brain.

[lieut-broccoli.livejournal.com]

Th-that's... that's... an alien entity is reaching into my... my mind?

[OH MY GOD HE COULD HAVE BENDII SYNDROME

NEVER MIND THAT IT ONLY AFFECTS ELDERLY VULCANS]

I think I'm feeling ill. Yes, I... I'm feeling fatigued... fever...

[lieut-broccoli.livejournal.com]

In fact, my right arm has been feeling weak lately... do I look flushed? I do, don't I?

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

You bet it--uh--actually you look kinda pale. Want to get it checked out in the medbay?

[HEY FOR ALL SHE KNOWS THERE IS A HEALTH RISK WITH ALIEN SHIPS IN YOUR BRAIN]

[lieut-broccoli.livejournal.com]

Yes, I think that would be--

[stumbles dramatically while he's trying to walk in her direction, OH NO HIS MOTOR SKILLS ARE IMPAIRED]

I think that would be best. Could you show me where it is?

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

Wow, geez! [Grabbing his shirt to keep him upright.] Whatever the hell this is, you came down with it quick! Don't worry, I'll get ya there.

[TOWING HIM ALONG NOW.]

[lieut-broccoli.livejournal.com]

[coughs weakly]

The world's.... getting dark. I don't think I can make it!

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

Yeah you will! Don't give up! We're almost there!

[lieut-broccoli.livejournal.com]

[oh man Allenby, you're humoring him and it's either awesome or terrible]

I'll try. [cough. cough.]

Oh, why did the ship bring me here? There were plenty of other people aboard the Enterprise who would have been... better suited to something like this!

[herblessedwind.livejournal.com]

I have a similar functionality so...

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

What--looking inside people's heads?

[herblessedwind.livejournal.com]

Yes. It is a necessary part of Unison functionality. I know that kind of personal exposure is not for everyone, but I would appreciate it if you did not agitate against the entire idea...

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

Look, if you're a telepath, it's okay as long as you stay out of my head. But you aren't gonna convince me that Stacy has any good intentions at all.

[(Anonymous)]

I think the structure of the ship is fascinating!

[punchedoutdestiny]

The food here's great - I don't see what everyone's big problem with it is...

[starbolts]

Yes! It is wonderfully slimy. I could not ask for a better meal!

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Well, no offense or anything, but you drink straight mustard. I think your tastes may be a little different from that of the rest of the people here.

[punchedoutdestiny]

Well, it's no molepig steak, but it's nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Seriously. I want to punch people who complain about the slop in their stupid face until they cry.

Too bad I don't have that much punching strength. Or the nerve.

[punchedoutdestiny]

Whoa, whoa, that's kind of a bit overboard for a taste disagreement.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Um, these morons are complaining about free food.

[punchedoutdestiny]

Okay, you've got a point there, but I wouldn't punch someone over it. At least, not that much.

...

I guess it depends on the severity of their complaining.

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Yes.

And then maybe kick them in the face too, for good measure.

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

I guess I better watch my mouth around you, then.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

One word about the food and I'll totally trash your room when you're out.

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

Just one? Wow, you're strict.

[IT'S ALREADY TRASHED, HOWARD]

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

I got my reasons. Don't worry, respect the food and I won't parade around telling everyone about the cool party in the Sensoriums you're missing.

[greeedycat]

I don't give a fuck about saving the universe from a bunch of space bugs.

Come at me, bro.