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[Stop embarrassing him! Billy flexes, looking nervous, then demorphs. Hmm.]

Not as good as you.

[Ah, now he's embarrassing himself! He changes into the requisite swim trunks as quickly as possible, kicking off his shoes with an impressive fling of his leg. When that's done, he stands at the edge awkwardly.]

All right. [Shuffle. Shuffle. He's slow to get in.]

[But she just LOVES to tease people!]

My my, aren't ya da energetic one. I wondah what else ya could put dat much energy into~

[Billy stiffens. That's a bit of a sore subject.]

What do you think I do? Evil?

[Just a guess.]

Err wut? How da hell ya be gettin' to dat conclusion from a bit'a flirtin'?!

Ya humans be defensive all da time.

Er...I don't know. I guess I've had a rough few weeks.

[He's relaxed again, having realized it's a silly question. By the time he's beside her in the water, he's feeling foolish.]

See? Bathing regularly.

[She gets close to him, wrapping an arm around his shoulder in a rough,friendly fashion and grinning.]

Dat be more like it! See, it ain't be hurtin' ya!

It's been a while since I was afraid of water.

[He blushes at the attention. But he has a reason to be afraid now! He realizes he forgot to take his morpher out of his pocket---damn. It's gently placed aside, where he hopes it will dry.]

I could still bathe! I was just afraid of places where fish might be. Piranhas still worry me, actually.

Dat be an odd fear, but everyone got dey own ya?

[She smirks and gives him a one armed hug, pulling him close.]

Don't ya be worryin' mon, nothin' gonna happen while I'm here.

[Billy's even more embarrassed than before! Good job. He leans against her.]

Yeah. Most fish are harmless, right? Just...

[One tickles his leg. He jerks it back, clenching a fist.]

Weird.

[She smirks and nods,]

Yeah, most 'a dem. But joo'll be fine, jus' relax mon. Der be many otha tings ya could be focused on right now.

[Like her for instance.]

...Like what?

[He makes a face. There's a fish wiggling between his toes.]

Really, do you have to go there? [Yes, he's talking to it.]

[She simply laughed.]

Ya be somethin' else mon.

Weird, you mean? Geeky? Awkward?

[He huddles a little closer to her, strangely comforted by how open she is.]

...so awkward I forgot to ask your name, apparently.

A lil' bit a' all dat mon.

Name's Xue'kol. You be?

Billy. It's nice to meet you, Xue'kol.

[He takes care to pronounce her name as best he can.]

It's a really pretty name.

Ya tink so? I suppose it was ta be a fated name. I've grown ta be likin' it.

It means 'Snow Blade' or 'Ice Blade'... I be guessin' mah fate was decided at birth since I ended up bein' an assassin.

Assassin?

[He stiffens, unconsciously feeling a little afraid. Uh oh.]

I wouldn't have guessed.

[The actiona made her laugh instinctively.]

Ya know, no need ta be gettin' all stiff mon. If an assassin be wantin' ya dead, ya wouldn't have seen dem comin'.

An' joo'd be surprised at how many assassins don't be seemin' like da type joo'd expect. Sum be lookin' like dey wouldn't be 'urtin' a fly!

...right. That's what makes you so well-suited.

[Hello awkward. He fidgets some more.]

I'm just a mechanic. Sometimes I fight, but I prefer fixing things.

So, ya be like an engineer den? Don' be seein' many human engineers back 'ome. Usually it's da goblins an' gnomes dat excel at dose.

I come from a planet where humans are the only sentient species. Some of us have to be engineers. I took it up because it was exciting. I loved building things and watching them work.

Humans bein' da only race? Dat... seems kind of dull don't ya tink?

No offense mon, it jus' seems odd. Guess it jus' be differen' strokes.

[She certainly couldn't live in a place where it's just humans.]

It was.

But I always hoped there was something more out there. I remember being so excited when I met a visiting Bookala. I'm glad I'm meeting more now.

[He spares a smile for her.]

Well, I be glad dat at least der be sum humans who can appreciate sumtin' dat isn't dem.

[And he gets a playful wink for it.]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Oh---wow, shadow in the water. He lunges back toward shore, picks up his lance, and tosses it. It looked like a big fish.]

...sorry!

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