http://ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2009-08-23 09:48 pm
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Hot or Not?

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

[identity profile] so-pregnable.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
He's LADY Justicesexual.

[identity profile] ravaged-rose.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Lucky for you I'm both baby.

smooth snake is smooth

[identity profile] ravaged-rose.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
You totally said that. And I totally agree. *grins*

[identity profile] fast-thrower.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
*winces* Girl, you are evil. You are seriously evil. *smirk*

[identity profile] greatest-zatara.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
...you've been through my stuff?

Don't make me break out some of that stuff.

[identity profile] ravaged-rose.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
...I wanted to know if you had handcuffs. I need a pair.

Is that a threat or a promise?

[identity profile] greatest-zatara.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to need to be way more specific about make and latch types.

...why were you in need?

Let's call it a bet. Care to set stakes?

[identity profile] ravaged-rose.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Standard police cuffs.

...unfinished business with a teammate.

Oh you're on. What kinda stakes you thinking?
telekinetic_badass: (Grin)

[personal profile] telekinetic_badass 2009-08-25 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
You go both ways, huh?

[identity profile] greatest-zatara.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Head on a pike business, or hands on the headboard business?

Nuh-uh. I don't set stakes when betting a lady. And you're close enough.

so smooth

[identity profile] kept-ya-waiting.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[oh, that grin is tempting]

Any time you want to.

gilette should hire him

[identity profile] ravaged-rose.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Name your time and place, honey.

[identity profile] ravaged-rose.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
In all the good ways anyway.

[identity profile] ravaged-rose.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Column B, but for a greater purpose.

What, you've never cuffed somebody to a headboard for personal gain?

One more crack like that you'll be 'close enough' to a lady yourself, Zee-lite. First of all, I win you and all your useful parts are MINE for a week. Vice versa if you win, obviously. We'll lay ground rules on what we can actually get away with later. Fair?
telekinetic_badass: (Hellion)

[personal profile] telekinetic_badass 2009-08-25 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations, honey, you just got upgraded to a ten.

before bic does. because he's just so smooth

[identity profile] kept-ya-waiting.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Five minutes from now, Bridge of Eldin.

[identity profile] ravaged-rose.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Why thank you!

[identity profile] shes-intense.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
That much effort isn't my forte on a daily basis but I looked pretty nice for prom I thought.

[identity profile] greatest-zatara.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Define 'greater purpose'.

Personal only as in 'of a personal nature'. I make my gains on my own. If people like me because I'm great in bed, that's a separate matter.

Crotch-threatening retorts. Original.

Terms to define winning? I'm no stranger to topping from the bottom.

clearly <3

[identity profile] ravaged-rose.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
You're totally on. I'll get my gear.

[identity profile] die-meatbags.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hostile Exclamation: I am not participating in this inane game, meatbag Master! Stop trying to make me!

Supplication: Perhaps we could do something else. Travel, perhaps? You like to travel, don't you, Master? We could go to some other community, and meet other, interesting people.

And kill them.

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
It didn't happen until later on, trust me.

You and Mai are really sweet together by the way.

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
I would hope not!

Oh, you're so cynical. Good things would happen if you let them!

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you keep your ego in check well enough, sir.

Much appreciated, as is the lack of reminding me how old I am.

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Hizz house?"

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