Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

...I wanted to know if you had handcuffs. I need a pair.

Is that a threat or a promise?

[greatest-zatara.livejournal.com]

You're going to need to be way more specific about make and latch types.

...why were you in need?

Let's call it a bet. Care to set stakes?

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

Standard police cuffs.

...unfinished business with a teammate.

Oh you're on. What kinda stakes you thinking?

[greatest-zatara.livejournal.com]

Head on a pike business, or hands on the headboard business?

Nuh-uh. I don't set stakes when betting a lady. And you're close enough.

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

Column B, but for a greater purpose.

What, you've never cuffed somebody to a headboard for personal gain?

One more crack like that you'll be 'close enough' to a lady yourself, Zee-lite. First of all, I win you and all your useful parts are MINE for a week. Vice versa if you win, obviously. We'll lay ground rules on what we can actually get away with later. Fair?

[greatest-zatara.livejournal.com]

Define 'greater purpose'.

Personal only as in 'of a personal nature'. I make my gains on my own. If people like me because I'm great in bed, that's a separate matter.

Crotch-threatening retorts. Original.

Terms to define winning? I'm no stranger to topping from the bottom.

[ravaged-rose.livejournal.com]

None of your business.

You just keep telling yourself that, Zee-lite.

And yet you'll still cry when I stab you in the junk.

Several possibles, but I veto number of orgasms as being unfair in my favour.