Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

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[friend-of-samus.livejournal.com]

Chu?

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

[squints at the yellow ... thing]

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

7. Loses only a couple points for being water-fat.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

...I am NOT fat.

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

Water fat. Those things on your chest.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

These things on my chest are perfectly delightful, thanks. Isn't that right, Lafiel?

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

They are...pleasing to the eye.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Mmmm-hmmm. [waggles eyebrows at Lafiel]

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

You know, I've never gotten a chance to see your delightfuls, thinking about it...

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

There's not much to see.

[Embarassed silence]

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Are we Nazzadi the only people who don't get poitnlessly embarrassed about these things?

Come to think of it, with a different haircut you might be able to pass for a boy... [seriously tempted]

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

That depends on which one of us you ask. As an Abriel, I must uphold the dignity of the royal family. I think Spaurh would be more upfront about it in more ways than one fnar fnar.

Why would I want to do that?

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

If you think that Spaurh's upfront, you should see one of the ladies I know in 3rd Batallion.

It would be cute. Perhaps even adorable.

does not get the double entendre or the concept of gender roles

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

She has the same personality?

Why? I don't understand.

Re: does not get the double entendre or the concept of gender roles

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

She has generous assets.

And it's one of those... things. Things! You don't get these things! This is why you're weird.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, the admiral is quite rich.

You tell me I should disguise myself as someone else for no good reason, then get huffy when I ask why and i'm the one that's weird?

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

No, Lafiel. Boobs. Ahem.

You should do it for the experience of it. It would be fun.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

How would my experience change if I were a boy?

Oh, I get it! This is a cultural thing! In other cultures, men and women occupy different social roles, right?

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

...Yours don't?

[boggled]

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

Why no. Why should they?

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

You are so weird. No offense.

Gender roles are fun to subvert.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

By the standards of my culture that is perfectly normal.

They sound like a real pain.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say that. It can add some real spice to things if you know how to use it.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

But then if either of us paid attention to them we wouldn't have been able to rise to our present ranks.

Anyway I don't want to cut my hair.