Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

I really shouldn't be playing this sort of game, but...

Seven. Far too young for me, however.

[savin-ur-data.livejournal.com]

Seven!

[Mei Ling likes older men]

[telekinetic_badass]

7.

You are cute.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Seven, if we ignore the personality.

[birthmural]

7

Your arrogance is becoming.

The darksoul WANTS him.

[birthmural]

6

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

This game is inane, utterly ridiculous, and a waste of time.

...

*cough* 6. He's erudite, cultured, and intelligent for a human, and somewhat attractive for an older man--in the 31st century, 74 is the new thirty.

[telekinetic_badass]

YOU'RE GAY FOR CAPTAIN PICARD!

You also get a two. The snot colored skin isn't attractive, nor is the attitude.

[fast-thrower.livejournal.com]

4. Too preppy and skinny, and can smell the ego from a mile away.

And it is every man's right to be gay for Captain Picard, Johnny Depp, and Patrick Stewart. Occasionally Chuck Norris.

[telekinetic_badass]

You're wearing a soul patch. That automatically invalidates any opinion you have about how someone else looks.

[fast-thrower.livejournal.com]

Talk to me when you can actually grow one. Shouldn't you be wearing a sweater-vest, or have sleeves hanging over your shoulders?

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

I'm not "gay" for anyone.

I'm largely asexual, but in terms of attractiveness, many mammalian bipeds in my time and universe demonstrate bisexual and homosexual interest as it's no longer taboo.

Furthermore, I have the same basic powers of observation as anyone else, and while I've never willingly participated in such inane idiocies as this game, my team-mates often forced me to participate through sheer annoyance and persistence, so they're not unfamiliar to me.

For instance, you'd be an eight normally, but having the approximate mental proficiency of a Cro-Magnon and the same general bearing, that brings you down to a 1. However, if we stumble across some sort of prehistoric society, I'm sure you'd be a 10 in their eyes.

[telekinetic_badass]

So, I insult you, and the best comeback your supposedly "superior" mind can think up is "WELL YOU'RE STUPID, SO THERE!"?

Weak.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

Not exactly. I did say you weren't a ten, physically, but you didn't notice.

[telekinetic_badass]

I did. You said I was an eight. Were the mere two whole points off supposed to damage my ego? Because if that's what you were aiming for, you fell short of the mark, though that seems to be a habit of yours. Did you finally fix that fucked up robot of yours, or did you scrap the piece of junk so someone who actually knows what the fuck their doing can build something useful?

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Mister Keller.

[telekinetic_badass]

Yes, sir? Is there something I can do for you?

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Don't.

[telekinetic_badass]

...

Okay, fine. I'll let this one go.

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Good. You're better than this kind of behavior, Mister Keller.

[telekinetic_badass]

True, but broccoli boy needs to be taught a lesson.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

9, and aww thanks, Captain.

That mean I should look you up in another 10 years?

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Now that is a temptation I'm not sure any man could resist, Miss Bishop.

[birthmural]

3

[dreamstolights.livejournal.com]

I'd say...8.