Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[godimgood.livejournal.com]

I am greatly flattered, madam. You remind me in quite the most heartfelt of senses of a certain lady of the royal court. Her beauty is legendary, her knowledge broad, and many a knight has striven to have her blessing upon his lance.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

That lance bit a euphemism?

[godimgood.livejournal.com]

They did indeed joust and she has given one her favor, though no true knight's servant would reveal in how many senses of those words.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah, you watch your lance, true servant. That's my black little sister and I have to practice being overprotective with her since I am currently lacking in one (1) daughter to overprotect.

Oh, and 4.

[godimgood.livejournal.com]

Sir, your dear sister, radiant though she may certainly be, holds not one candle to the sun of my life.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

That's what I like to hear.

[godimgood.livejournal.com]

Should my knight master, however, arrive...

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

[pause for thought]

While I hesitate to say anything that could be construed as an insult, is this a considerate warning that the dude's a lech?

[godimgood.livejournal.com]

[considers] Not... a lech, I would say, though of course the court is rife with that type. Young Sir William is, well, young. And perhaps over-eager to fall in love with beautiful young ladies.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Ah, well. I'm sure a sharp-witted guy like you can keep him on the straight and narrow.

[godimgood.livejournal.com]

...if you meet him, you will understand better what about that is humorous.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Is there gayness involved?

[godimgood.livejournal.com]

Not from him. Wat, on the other hand...

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Ah. Well, good luck with that, whatever you need the luck for.