insertmeathere | Hot or Not?

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Hot or Not?

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

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'S both or neither of us, got it?

Fuckin' dares.

So do we rate two of you and then add?

If it means we win.

You're cute ~~and that religious fanaticism, oh so exploitable~~ but that seems contrary to the spirit of the game. So a 7 for each of you that you do not get to add up. Eight if I get the both of you.

I'm better lookin' than Murph!

Are not, ya ugly bastard! Ma don't even like looking at ya!

If you two are going to have a little catfight, can it be a naked one?

What's the highest we can rate?

The man said ten.

Then a ten it is.

Wait, are we averaging if there are two of you?

Depends. Which one's worse?

Of the two of you? ... oh screw it, I'm averaging.

One's a seven, one's an eight, no I won't tell you which one is which, which gives the two of you each a seven and a half. Throw in an extra half-point for also being Irish, and you're both at eight.