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Hot or Not?

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

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Ladies (and possibly discriminating gentlemen, I do not judge) I know you have to knock the chart up a few notches to make room for me, but that's okay.

*flexes*

So what'cha think? Ten or ten?

Edited 2009-08-24 05:40 (UTC)

6. Pretty but dumb.

Seconded.

That's a bit harsh.. I'd give him at least a 7.. 7.5 if he's shirtless.

The brain is the most attractive part of the human body. And hero complexes turn me off like nothing else.

And you get a 7, though I somehow doubt you're interested in my gender.

That's true. A smart guy beats out the muscle heads any day. But if you could find a muscled guy who's smart... ~~God I miss Teddy...~~

Um.. thank you. You're right though, you aren't really my type.

There was one back home who could not just outcalculate any thinking machine but was also a master soldier with a body to match and was a near equal to one of us in the erotic arts...sigh...

I understand. I'm not prejudiced against your kind.

Yeah, I'm just a big dumb brick, aren't I? Way too dumb and naively heroic to understand shades of gray or subtlety or how to be cunning at all.

At least you have the capacity for accurate self assessment to make up for it!

And a killer bod. Don't forget the killer bod!

I agree. 6 for the same reasons.

Nothing going on up in this noggin of mine, no sir. Empty as Warriors when there's a 2 for the price of one sale at the spandex store.

Why are all these coming in under 8 even?

It'd help if you had more metal on you. Or were from the future. Or had a future evil self.

Aha. Uh.

Heh. Yeah, so that future evil self thing is pretty common, huh?

Oh yeah.

Wait, does that mean you have one?

*uuuh*

Past brainwashed self--got my brain cleaned out, I'm good now--future evil self, alternate evil self.

Oh, okay then. 8

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staturity - 2009-08-25 05:17 (UTC) - Expand

...... if I answer this honestly your girlfriend is gonna beat my organs into a milkshake.

Only if you don't understand that giving me a 10 won't get you into a my tights/plantsuit/manly jeans and t-shirt combo.

*does a sort of very complicated and difficult to decipher array of hand signals that with some work, can be interpreted as representing the number 10.*

Cass is completely off the charts, though, hands down, so don't get big-headed over it.

Edited 2009-08-25 05:15 (UTC)

Of course she is. She's your girl.

... but thanks. Ten ain't bad.

Hmmm. As one of my best friends, and the fact that you are dating my closest female friend ever... I'm giving you a 9.

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