Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

What, are you a seamstress now? Keep those away from me.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Don't make me cut it in your sleep. Your wife not being here to say she doesn't like it anymore is no excuse.

... and they're not mine, I'm just borrowing them. For a haircut. Because I like being able to see what I'm doing.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

I can see fine. I have x-ray vision. I built it into my eyeballs.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

... that is so cool. So absolutely unfair, but so very cool.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

It is also a lie.

But by now I am on the other side of the room and running. Ha ha, you can't catch me.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

No! I will ambush you with the scissors if I have to. Whenever you least expect it, there I will be, waiting to make the hair explosion slightly less dramatic.

And I only can't catch you because I'm short. I can't control that!

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Don't think I'm above holding you at arm's length. If you cut me while flailing around, I'm not taking the blame for your Violations going up. Also I am never sitting down again. Your brilliant plan is foiled.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

The arms-length thing is cheating, and I don't have any Violations or a warning.

... and it wasn't so much a plan as a not-entirely-thought-out idea, but your hair will be cut. You can't keep your guard up forever!

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Seriously, have you thought this out? You know that comic about the ridiculously happy family with the birds and shit, and each year the kid gets a haircut and it makes his nose look like a bowling ball and his ears look like tennis rackets and everybody laughs at his awkwardness and pain? Yeah, that's me. Only more like a beanpole. The jewfro stays.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

... I have no idea what you're talking about.