Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[telekinetic_badass]

Ladies, ladies, do step right up.

[staturity]

1

[telekinetic_badass]

Oh, that's right, people made of flesh and blood are a turn off for you.

[staturity]

Screw you, fleshbag.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

2 for the 'tude.

[telekinetic_badass]

Says the lil' skanky Avenger.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Make that -2 and an arrow to the shoulder and kneecap.

[the-cute-speedy.livejournal.com]

... *gets impression, backs away* 2, and I'm being generous.

[its-keeper.livejournal.com]

*seeing the above*

What's your problem? 0!

[telekinetic_badass]

With the first two girls? That would be a loooong list of things. The short version is that they're trash from my world that washed up here.

By the way, you? I'll say... seven. You're a cute kid.

[its-keeper.livejournal.com]

. . . hmph.

Well, you can't talk about people that way, even if you don't like them. Nobody is trash. That's just not cool.

[ihasastarforge.livejournal.com]

Oh, never mind them. The attitude is perfect just the way it is.

A definite ten.

[telekinetic_badass]

I wouldn't be me without it, sweetheart.

[ihasastarforge.livejournal.com]

Oh, you'd be a perfect Sith. Ambitious, imperious and with a hint of ego.

But above all... delicious.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Wow, Keller, you couldn't even manage a "six, because he's dumb"?

That's okay, buddy, I think you're keen, as the kids say!

9, because we're so similar that if I did you it'd be the closest thing to doing myself, and I know I'm amazing.

Man, I bet you feel so much better, huh?

[telekinetic_badass]

You either love me or hate me, there is no middle ground. Though, considering I hate two of those girls right back, it's all good.

...and actually, Kon, that does make me feel better. It's nice to know that damn near all of the Kryptonians in the universe think I'm hot. I've never had an entire species lust after me before.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Okay, 1, there is no active lusting. I'm just very secure in my manliness so I can notice these things without it jeopardizing my extreme love of boobins.

2, Only 2/3 of the species, because one of us is Kal--ew, by the way--and he's sort of the monogamous type. And I'm pretty sure other than his wife, he's justicesexual.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Wow, you managed to really make some girls mad on this. Normally, your ego would turn me off, but you haven't really done anything that annoying to me....so 8.

[telekinetic_badass]

They either love me or hate me, or love to hate me.

And I'll give you an 8, just for those pretty eyes of yours.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

That's most girls in most situations.

Oh, really? Thank you! I can see why some girls like you! I'm kinda curious...do you actually have a girl?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

It'd be a seven, maybe an eight, if someone would duct-tape your mouth shut. Sadly... gonna have to go with four on this one.

[telekinetic_badass]

But I can do so many creative things with my tongue, Cally.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Oh Lord, where is my duct tape? It fixes everything, up to and including telekinetics who think they're God's gift to women.

[notaheroanymore.livejournal.com]

Wow, you remind me of one of my friends... but you aren't him.

So I can be safe as say a 6. It'd be a 7 if you weren't so rude to some people. And sorry, I don't rate higher than that. Unless you're a Bat or part Flash.......

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

5. Mostly because you have a mean face.