http://ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2009-08-23 09:48 pm
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Hot or Not?

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.
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[identity profile] forced-unlife.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
I be undead. What woman, or man, would e'er deign to consider me attractive?

I'm nae sure I'd want to be with the ones who do.
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[personal profile] staturity 2009-08-25 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
...Is that metal you're wearing?

[identity profile] forced-unlife.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
That it be, milady. This armor be even older than I, and hath lasted me well over five thousand years.

[identity profile] forced-unlife.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Art thou a blacksmith's daughter, or an apprentice metalsmith?

[identity profile] forced-unlife.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Now shall I return thy rating. Such silken hair would be the makings of many a great and legendary song, and thy form (ill-hidden in such ... delightful attire) would be the stuff to make a man's heart sing.

Had I met thee when I was a breathing, living being, I wouldst truly try to woo thee; alas, I am but a cold and dead thing, unable to feel, and unable to adequately express the nature of they beauty but in a paltry number. A ten, milday, a ten thou art.

[identity profile] forced-unlife.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Art thou well? Thy responses have been ... short, to say the least.

[identity profile] in-venting.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

-110,000,000

[identity profile] forced-unlife.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[identity profile] in-venting.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] in-venting.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE YOU'RE A ZOMBIE!

[identity profile] in-venting.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
ARE SO! AND OH GOD, YOU TALK!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] forced-unlife.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I AM NO ZOMBIE! I HAVEN'T EVEN ANY FLESH, HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE A ZOMBIE?

[identity profile] in-venting.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH, WHERE IS YOUR SKIN?!

[identity profile] forced-unlife.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I HAVE SEEN THE COMINGS AND GOINGS OF COUNTLESS CENTURIES, WHERE DOST THOU THINK IT IS?!

[identity profile] in-venting.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T KNOW, GO FIND IT AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] forced-unlife.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
...

Go find it? That's the answer thou would present? "Go find it"?

[identity profile] in-venting.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
That, or wear a sheet. All those bones are creepy!

[identity profile] forced-unlife.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
If I wear a sheet, then how would I see?
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