Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

11.

You get no rating because you're pretty much one of the guys, only I can't punch you back when you punch me.

[shes-intense.livejournal.com]

10. 12 if you wear the tights.

You only won't punch me back because you know if you did I'd flatten you like a pancake at IHop. ;)

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

Not wearing the tights. I might let you talk me into a tight shirt, though. Maybe fake-leather, if only because you're my favorite vegetarian.

I'm not allowed to punch you, because you're a girl. With girl-parts.

[shes-intense.livejournal.com]

Tight shirt and fake leather pants would get you a solid 11 ♥

Okay look, I know that time you accidentally rented 'Teeth' scarred you for life but I do not have Vagina Dentata. You don't have to recoil from my girl-parts in terror.

Actually, if you go for a breast, punching me would hurt less than punching most boys.

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

Score. Remind me to add those to my shopping list when Stacy finally lets us get real clothes.

Hey! I've dated since 'Teeth'!

We both you know that if I punched you in the boob, you'd count it as "romantic contact" and kill me to death.

[shes-intense.livejournal.com]

You got it handsome. Any requests for me?

Took you six months.

And I wouldn't KILL you for 'romantic contact'.

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

I'd never object to skimpy-and-tight. I am a teenage boy, after all.

It took six months for me to find a girl I wanted to go on a date with.

You shoved me into a wall for opening a door. Accidental boob-touching would totally get me killed.