Welcome, meatshippers, to The Ultimate Health and Fitness Spa! Now is the perfect time to pamper yourself and focus on your well-being. Indulge in our zero-gravity hot-oil pools, infrared sauna or whirlpool ice baths, massage from scalp to toes to tail-tip, aromatherapy, sensory tune-ups, beauty treatments for your hair, nails, skin, feathers, fur, scales – we're very flexible! From temporary body tints to gourmet meals to private spaces just for two, we're here to make you the most gorgeous, happiest, and healthiest you in the multiverse! And if you have skills to share, you're welcome to use our state-of-the-art facility to work on your fellow crew members.

Feel free to enjoy yourself, make up beauty treatments that go wonderfully right or hilariously wrong, pair off with other crew members to share/give spa services, or NPC the Spa staff at their most/least helpful; and have fun!