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"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

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"Don't underestimate the seductive qualities of a man who wears his undies on the outside. Why, I don't know, but they chafe like hell. And I think they're tight enough to render Henry VIII infertile."

From across the room

"SCREW YOU ZITA I JUST LOST THE GAME."

"I've never played Final Fantasy but I kind of know what that is so awesome."

"Hold on, okay? I've never run at over fifty miles per hour or something!"

This is going to be epic! 8D

"Try it and I'll put you in a carry-on."

"BUTI'MFASTER.IsthereBatlube?"

"Hey, it's not my fault Daimon isn't a speedster."

"Right? Also, I would like to be of legal age again." Rini bounces experimentally. "Wow. I wonder how fast she --- I? --- runs."

"I have freakin' wifi in this cowl! I have the voice that sank a thousand scotches! I. KNOW. KUNG. FU!!!"

By which Matt means he's all over this like white on rice.

".. I sort of miss my parents though."

O_O Ever seen a Spartan flailing? No? Well you have now. It's pretty funny actually.

"WHAT THE HECK ZITA YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!!"

Here Chief, have a PAUNCH IN THE SHOULDER, SPARTAN STYLE. Eg: Really really hard.

"At least you don't have teenage hormones."

"Holding!" Voila! One Sherry-Rini-Sherry hanging on for her dear life. "Run! Run! Run!"

Yup, best day ever. "I... can totally say I've ridden Master Chief. Just don't flip like those damn Warthogs."

Zita just kind of charges over the intervening lyrics more quickly than she should, wanting to get to the chorus, but still over-dramatically. With air guitaring because she's the motherfucking Master Chief and she can.

It is very WTF to watch.

"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand-!"

"It'snotmyfaultIamaspeedster!EVERYONEISSLOOOOOW." "Bart" shakes his head. "I can try to slow down. Ohwowthat'shard."

"..."

"FUCK SO DID I!"

"Nice hat."

What, that totally counts as an iconic item.

Matt rummages and pulls out a tub with a bat-logo on it.

"... No, but I have bat-talcum. These knickers are giving me a terrible rash."

"BUT DO YOU PEE FIRE?" Sorry, someone had to ask, and it might as well be "Sherry".

"...Take her for a test drive? The omnicomms probably have a stop watch or something..." Varis pulls Claire's omnicomm out and starts hitting random buttons in an attempt to figure out how the stupid thing works.

And time for the BEST part...

"Never gonna give you up!
Never gonna let you down!"

Varis throws her arms up in the air.

"SMALL VICTORY."

"I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN! HOLY SHIT I WENT THERE!"

SloboTai walks up, looks up at ChiefZita, than at RabbitJared.

"Cause, yanno, I needed to be MORE aware of the short thing. Thanks, guys."

Major jealousy from over here. Major.

"...This must be done. Ready?" Rini bounces grins at Varis. "Ow, Jesus, that hurt. We need to get this kid to smile more."

"Atleastyou'reusedtohavingapenis.CouldIhavemyboobsbackplease?"

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