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[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

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[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

"I'M A RAPTOR HOLY SHIT!"

[birthmural]

"God #$%@ing damn it! I'm the ANTICHRIST!"

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"Holy shit, I'm badass."

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"God-fucking-dammit, I'm twelve."

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"At least you don't have teenage hormones."

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"Whyiseverythinggoingsoslowly?PeoplearemovinginslowmotionandIcan'tslowdown!"

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"AlsoI'maguy."

[lilyofthedrills.livejournal.com]

"Aww, how come I had to be the little girl with the tentahat? How come I couldn't be one of the hot chicks?"

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"Some people like moe, though."

[letmelive]

"...Huh."

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"Lucky."

[prettycoolguy]

"I'm not going to lie, but this is really. Damn. Awesome."

Zita will be inspecting her, or rather, the Chief's armor now.

"Also: It is cool to be tall."

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"Pickmeuppickmeuppickmeup!"

[crusades]

"Oh, hell yes!"

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"HolybodyswitchBatman!"

[jin-xuandi.livejournal.com]

If Xuanlong was stuck in Gauron's body, she probably wouldn't have bothered showing up. Instead, with the magic of bendytime, she's gotten a character who hasn't been depodded yet. "This is... actually a lot less different than I was expecting."

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"Nice hat."

What, that totally counts as an iconic item.

[mrsarcastic003]

"What the Fuck?! I'm a dude?!"

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"OHMYGODYOU'REROBIN."

[compromise-wolf.livejournal.com]

"So, if I'm in somebody who can't read English...does that mean I can quit studying tonight? Or does that not carry over?"

Hopeful? Maybe a little.

[prettycoolguy]

"I think what you know matters more than what Leaf knows. Because if I knew what Chief knows? I'd be writing all this down to use later."

[potentialmonkey.livejournal.com]

...okaay, this is weird. And why do I have the sudden urge to go eat tex-mex?

[prettycoolguy]

"Probably for the same reason I have the urge to go find some space zombies to kill, dude."

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Ha! I'm female, but I'm both cute AND can waterbend and can do crazy flips. SWEET!

Too bad about that emotional damage though. Ah well.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"And you have hair loopies."

[redeyes_andblue]

"Holy shit! I'm not 4'10" any more! And I'm limber!"

Ignore how incredibly weird it is seeing the stoic Sheikah swearing, bouncing around, grinning, and walking on his hands for kicks.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

It provokes a sniggering laugh.

[hero-sting.livejournal.com]

Well this is weird. People always said I was crazy. I'm an ex-marine/superhero! I've got to see if this superhero stuff works...

[bonnypiperlad]

"This is going to be /interesting/ to explain to my husband..."

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"At least you get a nice accent. And aren't twelve."

[bluerose-knight.livejournal.com]

"... On the plus side, at least I'm not Lister."

Kazra is looking for a bright side in being the wrong sex, the wrong age, the wrong...everything.

Nope, bright side, not working.

"If anyone needs me, I'll be over in the corner having hysterics."

[prettycoolguy]

"Heeeey, somebody else who avoided borrowing their annoying slacker's body!"

Zita is very cheerful today. Obviously. The fact that she is also the Chief at the same time makes this seem very odd.

[runnerwithagun.livejournal.com]

"Can't move neck. Hair too heavy. And I thought having boobs was hard work. FFFML."

[goddamnwingman]

"Oh, damn it!" Dick's...turning around in a circle, looking over his shoulder. "This isn't fair! I need a mirror to see this ass properly!"

[found-myway.livejournal.com]

"I'll hold one for you if you'll hold one for me."

Cue Shirtless Anders-in-Zuko's-Body!

"Hell yes, public shirtlessness! I haven't been able to do this since I was like six!"

[governmentninja]

And look who slapping the hair out of their face.

"God fucking damnit... why the hell does he even have his hair like this? I can't see for shit!"

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

There is laughter. Lots of it. And then, "Ow, jaw cramp."

[found-myway.livejournal.com]

[Heads up for the breakdancer! On fire!]

I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

"I feel...so..."

What's the word?

"Virginal."

Yes, that's it.

"Why couldn't it have been Superboy? He would've totally understood why I would've wanted to stand naked in front of a mirror for a while. Hell, he'd have been offended if I didn't keen a good oggle or two..."

[found-myway.livejournal.com]

"Like that's going to stop you, right?"

Shirtless, for the record.

"I just made out with Katara!"

[mynameisax.livejournal.com]

< ...Whoa. Three-hundred sixty degree vision is trippy as hell. I can see everything! And then I can whack it with my mighty tail! >

[hero-sting.livejournal.com]

"How does that feel anyway?" Kyle/Chris looked at Ax's body with some degree of amusement.

"Careful so you don't kill anyone with that awesome tail."

[beyondgotham.livejournal.com]

"....I'm. I'm the goddamn Batman. And now I can fly. And I'm sexy in this body. And I'm BATMAN."

The cracking sound you're hearing is a brain breaking from awesome.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

And that high pitched happy sound? That's Bart fangirling. At high speed.

"YOU'REALMOSTASCOOLASNIGHTWING!Willyoutakeoffyourshirtanddopushupstoo?Orjustlike..." Bart's behind now. Eying your butt. "Heeeeeeee!"