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"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

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"Man, these too!" Manda rubs her hand across her chest, giggling. "They really need to do more art without Dick's shirt on."

Anders giggles too. Because if you're going to be a girl in a manly man's sweaty glistening shirtless body rubbing your sweaty glistening shirtless chest, while watching another girl in a manly man's sweaty glistening shirtless . . . yeah, you might as well live it up!

"It occurs to me that this looks like the start to either a really bad, or really awesome, porno."

Exactly! Why not embrace the absolute cheesiness of the whole situation? Because it totally is.

Manda looks at Anders, then back at herself. "With these two? Awesome. Totally awesome."

"Too bad Zuko is, apparantly, irrevocably straight."

Frown.

"I mean, Me-in-Zuko totally appreciates the glistening man-pretty. But my interpretation of him is just so darn hetero . . ."

So much for that glorious porno! That glorious, GLORIOUS porno!

"Don'tlettheheterosexualitystopyou!Seriously,thisistheopportunityofalifetime!" What? Shana's not going to miss this beautiful, beautiful site. The superspeed thing came in handy for stretching out each glorious second of this.

"Well, I hate to disappoint a fan. And I've already had one session of sloppy makeouts in this body - how about another, not-Dick?"

That high-pitched keening noise you hear? That would be Shana saying "Yeee!" at superspeed.

...but first she has to run away for about half a minute. Being an adolescent teenage boy is hard.

"Hey,you'reheterosexual,myboyherehasn'treallyfiguredoutwhat'ssogreataboutgirlsyetatall.Itsucks!"

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