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[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

Comments

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

"I'M A RAPTOR HOLY SHIT!"

[birthmural]

"God #$%@ing damn it! I'm the ANTICHRIST!"

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"Holy shit, I'm badass."

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"God-fucking-dammit, I'm twelve."

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"Whyiseverythinggoingsoslowly?PeoplearemovinginslowmotionandIcan'tslowdown!"

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"AlsoI'maguy."

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"Seriouslywhatthefuck?"

[lilyofthedrills.livejournal.com]

"Aww, how come I had to be the little girl with the tentahat? How come I couldn't be one of the hot chicks?"

[letmelive]

"...Huh."

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"OHMANHOWHASITONLYBEENAMINUTEORSOSINCEILOOKDATACLOCK?"

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"Lucky."

[letmelive]

"ffffffffffffff Suddenly I'm glad that I haven't started playing Little Rock anywhere real yet."

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"Oh sure, rub it in. fffff."

[letmelive]

"Well at least you're very adorable~"

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"And even more conveniently-sized for travel, I guess. Sob. I wish I were taller. WHY DIDN'T I APP A TALL CHICK?!"

[prettycoolguy]

"I'm not going to lie, but this is really. Damn. Awesome."

Zita will be inspecting her, or rather, the Chief's armor now.

"Also: It is cool to be tall."

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"Pickmeuppickmeuppickmeup!"

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"Holy shit, Zita, this helmet has X-RAY."

[prettycoolguy]

"...What are you doing, Col?"

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"Some people like moe, though."

[prettycoolguy]

"Um, sure!"

She does so.

"Holy crap you like... don't weigh anything. Seriously."

[birthmural]

"With great demonic power comes great moodswings so SHUT UP BEFORE I PUNCH YOUR FACE IN." Cue hair flaming. "You have to be kidding me."

[unsc-rabbit.livejournal.com]

"See at least you get to be the main character. I on the other hand, become the one who only appears in the novels."

You can practically see Jared's - no, Kelly's - ~_~ face through the mask.

"Also? BOOBS. WHY?!"

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"I can see your bones."

[prettycoolguy]

"Part of being female, yo."

A pause.

"...Holy shit I have the Chief's voice."

"Jared. I need something badass to say. Stat!"