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[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

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[birthmural]

"With great demonic power comes great moodswings so SHUT UP BEFORE I PUNCH YOUR FACE IN." Cue hair flaming. "You have to be kidding me."

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

The head starts flaming veeeeeeery slowly. "Holyshityourhead'sonfire." There's a bucket of water close by (only a few miles or so away), I'm gonna go grab it and come back in less than a second and now there is water on your head.

[birthmural]

"GAAAAAAH!" Daimon, or "Daimon" squirmed and squealed like a 12 22 year old girl. "What the @$#$* you little @#$(@$ I HATE WATER AND IT'S NOT FIRE!"

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"Whydidn'tyousaysoandcanyoutalkalittlefaster?Idon'tfeellikebeinghereforhoursholyshitnowonderBart'ssoimpatientseriouslythisissofuckingboringcanyoutalkalready?" Bart shook his her gah pronouns his head rapidly. "SOSLOW."

[birthmural]

"Hey, it's not my fault Daimon isn't a speedster."

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"It'snotmyfaultIamaspeedster!EVERYONEISSLOOOOOW." "Bart" shakes his head. "I can try to slow down. Ohwowthat'shard."

[birthmural]

"Why don't you play ping pong with yourself? That'll distract you."

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"I'mnotactuallyBart,youknow,justinhisbody.I'dratherreadorsomething.FUCK,I'mprobablyfasterthaninternet,andcartoonsarerightout."