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[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

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[prettycoolguy]

"I'm not going to lie, but this is really. Damn. Awesome."

Zita will be inspecting her, or rather, the Chief's armor now.

"Also: It is cool to be tall."

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"Pickmeuppickmeuppickmeup!"

[prettycoolguy]

"Um, sure!"

She does so.

"Holy crap you like... don't weigh anything. Seriously."

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"Right? It's like picking up a tiny handbag," she pauses and looks down. "Holy shit, it's a long way up."

[prettycoolguy]

"I know, right? Like I've said: Chief's a giant."

She thinks. "I'm also soooo going to have to go run across the ship or something."

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"Zitazitazita. I can ride you like a chocobo." This is the best day ever, as far as she is concerned. Minus the short-and-twelve business.

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"Holy shit, Zita, this helmet has X-RAY."

[prettycoolguy]

"...What are you doing, Col?"

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"I can see your bones."

[prettycoolguy]

"...That's not creepy at all."

"..."

"Should I make them dance?"

Too late, already doing some kind of ridiculous dance.

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"...what is love," yep, singing now, "Oh, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more."

There is also more ridiculous dancing from Col to accompany this.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"If you give me cancer, I'm going to sue."

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"...I can't figure out how to turn it off."

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"Wait right there while I get a lawyer."

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

"Can you even get cancer?"

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, if it's a... natural thing. I'd have to burn out the affected areas completely to get rid of it."

Fiddling with hair is go. Agh, pigtails.

[unsc-rabbit.livejournal.com]

"See at least you get to be the main character. I on the other hand, become the one who only appears in the novels."

You can practically see Jared's - no, Kelly's - ~_~ face through the mask.

"Also? BOOBS. WHY?!"

[prettycoolguy]

"Part of being female, yo."

A pause.

"...Holy shit I have the Chief's voice."

"Jared. I need something badass to say. Stat!"

[unsc-rabbit.livejournal.com]

"...If I could only get out of this armor though."

...

"At least Kelly's voice is kinda cool. For a girl." ~_~

"Uh uh... Say, 'You can't handle the truth!' That always works! Or or... 'Roger that.' Chief always says that!"

[prettycoolguy]

Zita is silent for three full seconds, having gotten a horrible idea.

She points at Jared/Kelly dramatically.

"OBJECTION!"

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

"What the... oh my god, shiny!"

Kuroi will deal with suddenly being nine inches shorter later; there is a SUIT OF ARMOR IN FRONT OF HER.

[prettycoolguy]

"Kuroi! Look at me, I'm a frigging SPARTAN!"

Zita's spazzing, don't mind her.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Kuroi is spazzing, too! "Yeah, you definitely win the awesomeness category. I'm... short. And blonde. It could totally be worse, though." She could be Marcus.

[prettycoolguy]

"No, no, Matt already won awesomeness. He's Batman. I have to stay over here away from him or we'll form a black hole of high-density awesome and implode the ship."

Yeah, it's definitely Zita in that armor. Somewhere.

[hero-sting.livejournal.com]

"... Well I feel awkward now."

Kyle looked way up at the towering form of Zita/Chief. "Though that is cool."