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"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

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"See at least you get to be the main character. I on the other hand, become the one who only appears in the novels."

You can practically see Jared's - no, Kelly's - ~_~ face through the mask.

"Also? BOOBS. WHY?!"

"Part of being female, yo."

A pause.

"...Holy shit I have the Chief's voice."

"Jared. I need something badass to say. Stat!"

"...If I could only get out of this armor though."

...

"At least Kelly's voice is kinda cool. For a girl." ~_~

"Uh uh... Say, 'You can't handle the truth!' That always works! Or or... 'Roger that.' Chief always says that!"

Zita is silent for three full seconds, having gotten a horrible idea.

She points at Jared/Kelly dramatically.

"OBJECTION!"

O_O Ever seen a Spartan flailing? No? Well you have now. It's pretty funny actually.

"WHAT THE HECK ZITA YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!!"

Here Chief, have a PAUNCH IN THE SHOULDER, SPARTAN STYLE. Eg: Really really hard.

SloboTai walks up, looks up at ChiefZita, than at RabbitJared.

"Cause, yanno, I needed to be MORE aware of the short thing. Thanks, guys."

"It's not my fault! And and and at least you don't suddenly have BOOBS OR ANYTHING!"

Yeah, more Spartan flailing here. "I mean SERIOUSLY. What the fuck?! Aren't athletic girls supposed to have smaller boobs or something?!"

"Um, they do. That might just be your interpretation biting you in the ass?"

Zita shrugs.

"...Damn, they didn't lie. It's hard to shrug in one of these."

"Well to be fair, it never said in the books that Kelly had boobs. It's not like she needed them or anything." ~_~

...

"I have an itch."

"Yeah, more to cram in the chest plate? But SPARTANS DO NOT ITCH."

Zita jabs a finger toward the ceiling as though delivering a great point. She's having toonnnnns of fun with this voice.

She considers then. "And if they do they probably like... deal with it. Not a whole lot you can do."

Another pause.

"It occurs to me that ONI had a large oversight in MJOLNIR suit design."

"You have to be the ONLY man I've ever met who would complain about being turned into a hot girl, dude."

"Well it's not like there's much support for these things in this armor. And I know the suit under it is form fitting and all, but having your boobs squashed almost flat? Doesn't really help with the weight on your back." ~_~

"I am a girl and I can't figure out how Samus does it. No wonder she's got such a huge chest plate on her armor."

"My condolences on becoming madame fanservice."

Zita pats Slobo/Tai on the head.

"SHIELD FLARE!"

"..."

"AWESOME!"

Zita... hits herself on the arm. To watch the shield flare.

"THIS IS SOOO MUCH COOLER WHEN IT'S REAL!"

"HOLY CRAP"

Col has managed to start the charging the arm cannon. This is bad.

"WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO"

Thaaaaat would be an arm cannon really, really close to Kuroi's face. "POINT IT AT THE WALL, COL! NOT AT ME!"

"Take it to the city! The city! Away from us an the tentacles!"

Zita will be behind an Obs Deck couch.

She's not used to being nigh unkillable.

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!" Running around in circles, it's nearing full charge and she's not sure if she'll be able to figure out how to hold the charge.

She manages to run out into the city in just time but there's a HUGE BOOM.

Zita pokes her head around the edge of the opening into the city.

"ARE YOU DEAD?!" she yells.

Hesitantly, "I-I don't think so!"

"Awesome!"

Zita jogs over to investig-

"Whoooaaahhh... What exactly did you kill?"

"I really have no idea..."

"..but that was the most badass thing I have ever done."

Zita stares at the smoldering wreckage for a moment, then just holds up a hand.

"High five?"

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