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"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

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SloboTai walks up, looks up at ChiefZita, than at RabbitJared.

"Cause, yanno, I needed to be MORE aware of the short thing. Thanks, guys."

"It's not my fault! And and and at least you don't suddenly have BOOBS OR ANYTHING!"

Yeah, more Spartan flailing here. "I mean SERIOUSLY. What the fuck?! Aren't athletic girls supposed to have smaller boobs or something?!"

"Um, they do. That might just be your interpretation biting you in the ass?"

Zita shrugs.

"...Damn, they didn't lie. It's hard to shrug in one of these."

"Well to be fair, it never said in the books that Kelly had boobs. It's not like she needed them or anything." ~_~

...

"I have an itch."

"Yeah, more to cram in the chest plate? But SPARTANS DO NOT ITCH."

Zita jabs a finger toward the ceiling as though delivering a great point. She's having toonnnnns of fun with this voice.

She considers then. "And if they do they probably like... deal with it. Not a whole lot you can do."

Another pause.

"It occurs to me that ONI had a large oversight in MJOLNIR suit design."

"You have to be the ONLY man I've ever met who would complain about being turned into a hot girl, dude."

"Well it's not like there's much support for these things in this armor. And I know the suit under it is form fitting and all, but having your boobs squashed almost flat? Doesn't really help with the weight on your back." ~_~

"I am a girl and I can't figure out how Samus does it. No wonder she's got such a huge chest plate on her armor."

"My condolences on becoming madame fanservice."

Zita pats Slobo/Tai on the head.

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