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"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

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And look who slapping the hair out of their face.

"God fucking damnit... why the hell does he even have his hair like this? I can't see for shit!"

There is laughter. Lots of it. And then, "Ow, jaw cramp."

And there's an unfeminine snort of a laugh to go with it.

"Shut it, you."

"You're just jealous you don't have magic powers."

"I don't want magic powers." D: ...The D:-face feels surprisingly normal, actually. "Especially since you're still trying to figure out how to not accidentally punch someone into a wall."

"I'll get the hang of it eventually." :/-face goes here. "I could practice on Zita. Shhhhhhwhatever pronoun is appropriate probably wouldn't even notice."

"Probably," Rini agrees. "Zita-Chief would like it, I bet." Even though it would probably look like a Running of the Spartans, or something.

There was laughter directed at her... or there would be if Leon were capable of such a feat.

"...did I get stuck with the Degeneration face? I don't think I can change expressiosns."

He is trying though. But all he can get are subtle variants of :|

"Yeah, it's lineface city over there." She rubs her jaw and frowns. "Man, that hurts. Do you need to borrow my headband?"

"No, I'm fine. Still getting used to being a slim white ninja dude..." Though he couldn't say he minded the voice.

"Hey, think I can do backflips and shit now?"

"Maybe? Zita can run fifty miles an hour," and that was pretty damn sweet. "And I can't smile for more than three and a half seconds." Which was not so sweet. Sherry/Rini pauses again and grins.

"OMIGOD OMIGOD, FIND A LASER HALLWAY RIGHT NOW."

But where the hell was one on the meatship?

Oh...

"To the Sensoriums!"

This was going to be so cool!

"...I wonder if I'll see dodge prompts in my head."

"I'd laugh at the ridiculousness of that statement, but then again, I'm trapped in a little kid's body." She follows after him. "So, if you can't Enter the Matrix, or whatever, what should I tell Varis?"

"Uh... tell her I'm sorry for ruining her best chance ever to fuck Leon?"

But, that was a good point, so for practice, he did a few flips through the hallway.

"This is so cool! You should try it!"

"Ppppfffftt!" And that's to both statements, Will. "Uh, I can climb a crate, I think. Pretty sure ninja flipping is out of the question."

...But Tiny Ninja Sherry would be so cool. "I got to piggyback on Zita, though!" \o/

"Well, let's see how much ninja-ing I can do."

Cause, hey, Sensoriums. And now a laser hallway.

"Wish me luck!"

For now Leon-Will is off to ninja himself through lasers, or die trying!

...there are infinite continues here too, right?

"Trade you."

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