http://toariversodeep.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] toariversodeep.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2009-10-13 06:12 pm

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"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
"I feel...so..."

What's the word?

"Virginal."

Yes, that's it.

"Why couldn't it have been Superboy? He would've totally understood why I would've wanted to stand naked in front of a mirror for a while. Hell, he'd have been offended if I didn't keen a good oggle or two..."

[identity profile] found-myway.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Like that's going to stop you, right?"

Shirtless, for the record.

"I just made out with Katara!"

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Why would I WANT to stand naked in front of a mirror with this? I don't really look on the stalks of various plants and think 'ooh baby, I love the way the wind makes you shake it'--and this really...is not that much different."

A pause.

"On the up side, I'm now the smartest mothereffer in the freakin' universe."

[identity profile] found-myway.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Quick, solve world hunger."

[identity profile] mynameisax.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
< Well, he does have nice arms. Pet me, I'm fuzzy. >

[identity profile] speedforbrains.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
"NooffensebutIwishitwasSuperboytoo.ThoughIguessIgotmyoglingonwithNightwingsoIcan'treallycomplain.It'sweirdbeingaguy.Especiallyafifteenyearoldone.Youcouldstillstandnakedinfrontofamirror.Thegreenthing'skindahottoo?" That someone sleazy grin looks extremely out of place on Bart's face. "IneedtogoogleNightwingmore.Backinafewseconds." Vanished and back. "Okay,I'mgood."