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[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

Comments

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"Yeah,yeah,itsallswooshyandstuffandZoeIhavesuperspeed.IknowImeanreallyobviousfromthewholeIcan'tstopmovingbutholyfuckIcanprobablyvibratetoo.That'shot.OhgodI'mwaytoopervytobeBart.Thinkofthepossibilities!"

[mrsarcastic003]

"...I'm too pervy to be around you when you're thinking pervy Bart thoughts. Gah."

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"IthinkIwrotethatfanfic.Agh,weird!Didyouknowittakesforeverforyoutosayanything?"

[mrsarcastic003]

"Do you know I can barely understand you?"

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"Makessense.I'maspeedsterandI'm... okay. I'll try to talk slow. Wowthisishard. Did you see Dick's here? And not wearing a shirt? AndpossiblymakingoutwithZuko?" Shana frowns. "Penises are awkward, though. Like, really awkward. Really."

[mrsarcastic003]

"No kidding. How do guys even walk? I'd be adjusting myself all the time. People would think I'm a pervert, because I'd keep touching myself."

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"Y'think that's bad. I watched Nightwing stripping for what felt like hours. From allangles. Nightwing,Zoe.Justguesswhatendeduphappening! Heh. Speakingoftouching myself."

[mrsarcastic003]

"Can I unthink that thought? Not the Nightwing part, because--heh. But the rest. Gyah. I need that image to go away now, because you look like you're about thirteen, and you are not allowed to be pervy when you're thirteen-looking."