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"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

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"It's not my fault! And and and at least you don't suddenly have BOOBS OR ANYTHING!"

Yeah, more Spartan flailing here. "I mean SERIOUSLY. What the fuck?! Aren't athletic girls supposed to have smaller boobs or something?!"

"I'd say bow chicka bow wow, but we'd be blurring canons and it would be really wrong!"

"I'll have to try that too! Holy crap there are SOOOO many things I'd want to do with a sensorium."

Zita/Chief is bolting along at full pelt with no effort, using the deep manly voice of Steve Downes to geek out like a total fanspaz.

This is a glorious day.

"What the Fuck?! I'm a dude?!"

"Haaang on," Varis hits a couple more buttons before finding a stop watch function. "And you know, Claire's been trying but Sherry inherits all that grumpy from the Birkins, sheesh."

"OHMYGODYOU'REROBIN."

"Why don't you play ping pong with yourself? That'll distract you."

"Um, they do. That might just be your interpretation biting you in the ass?"

Zita shrugs.

"...Damn, they didn't lie. It's hard to shrug in one of these."

Zita pats Slobo/Tai on the head.

"You have to be the ONLY man I've ever met who would complain about being turned into a hot girl, dude."

"SHIELD FLARE!"

"..."

"AWESOME!"

Zita... hits herself on the arm. To watch the shield flare.

"THIS IS SOOO MUCH COOLER WHEN IT'S REAL!"

"Wait,Robin'susedtobeingaguyandwouldn'tthinkit'sexcitingandalsoI'mImpulserandomly..."

"ZOE?!?!?"

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!!" There'd be little armflails here, but, Rini/Sherry would probably die if she did. "Omigod omigod wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!!"

"..."

"I am so tempted to punch you in the face right now just so I can say I did but I won't do that."

"Shana?! Stop talking so fast!" Robin spins. "Day-um, this cape is awesome."

"Try it and you'll eat the carry-on." Bring it, Su.

"Speaking of? Total disappointment in that area. But check these sweater hams! It's like I'm smuggling BREAD ROLLS MADE OUT OF POWER under here!"

And there was a quick uncharacteristic laugh from Daimon. "Touche, touche. I should find out."

"I am a girl and I can't figure out how Samus does it. No wonder she's got such a huge chest plate on her armor."

"Well to be fair, it never said in the books that Kelly had boobs. It's not like she needed them or anything." ~_~

...

"I have an itch."

"I wish you good luck. I hope he's a lying liar."

"HOLY CRAP"

Col has managed to start the charging the arm cannon. This is bad.

"WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO"

"I'mnotactuallyBart,youknow,justinhisbody.I'dratherreadorsomething.FUCK,I'mprobablyfasterthaninternet,andcartoonsarerightout."

"My condolences on becoming madame fanservice."

"Well it's not like there's much support for these things in this armor. And I know the suit under it is form fitting and all, but having your boobs squashed almost flat? Doesn't really help with the weight on your back." ~_~

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