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"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

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...okaay, this is weird. And why do I have the sudden urge to go eat tex-mex?

Rolling of eyes commences. "You realize how strong I am now?"

"I really have no idea..."

"..but that was the most badass thing I have ever done."

"And I know how fast you are. But do you know how to work your brakes?" She smiles an particularly evil smile.

Zita stares at the smoldering wreckage for a moment, then just holds up a hand.

"High five?"

"True. But I'm not comfortable being the object d'lolicon fantasy, either."

"I think that would be fitting."

High fives all around.

"I think what you know matters more than what Leaf knows. Because if I knew what Chief knows? I'd be writing all this down to use later."

"...I could get the teeth out."

"But you could take pictures of yourself and sell them the internet for enough to get rich off of."

Joking. Probably.

"Woof woof. Woof. Woof?"

"Wow, they reeeeeeeally are. And I want one. Not your feet, and not a penis--which I apparently have. I want a cape like this."

"Oh. My. God. You're Batman."

"Probably for the same reason I have the urge to go find some space zombies to kill, dude."

"...Yeah, so much for language fun."

"Yeah,yeah,itsallswooshyandstuffandZoeIhavesuperspeed.IknowImeanreallyobviousfromthewholeIcan'tstopmovingbutholyfuckIcanprobablyvibratetoo.That'shot.OhgodI'mwaytoopervytobeBart.Thinkofthepossibilities!"

"...I'm too pervy to be around you when you're thinking pervy Bart thoughts. Gah."

"IthinkIwrotethatfanfic.Agh,weird!Didyouknowittakesforeverforyoutosayanything?"

Ha! I'm female, but I'm both cute AND can waterbend and can do crazy flips. SWEET!

Too bad about that emotional damage though. Ah well.

Incoming experimental pat on head. Oh my. And perhaps an ear-skritch.

"Wait right there while I get a lawyer."

"Yeah, if it's a... natural thing. I'd have to burn out the affected areas completely to get rid of it."

Fiddling with hair is go. Agh, pigtails.

"And you have hair loopies."

"Personal space! I like personal space! ...also? Really don't recommend that ICly."

"Uhm. They are violent. And I really want raw meat for some reason."

"Great, now I'm salivating."

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